Do women really have a higher pain threshold than men?
alt. evening plans
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 18:57, 182 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Yes.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 18:58, Reply)

Dunno m8 I don't hit women

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 18:58, Reply)

You mean that Swipe kicks your arse on a regular basis DONCHA?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 19:03, Reply)

She only hits where the bruising doesn't show, hare.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 19:05, Reply)

More my testicles than arse tbh

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 19:06, Reply)

Yeah like she ever lets you have custody of the balls in your relationship

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 19:25, Reply)

Stop being meen

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 19:28, Reply)

I'm just calling it as we all see it

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 19:28, Reply)

I haven't tortured any men to death.
So I don't know. Soz.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 18:59, Reply)

They do walk around in painful shoes and a facefull of slap.
all for the titilation of men.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 19:00, Reply)

What a daft comment, really, does make-up really hurt that much?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 19:04, Reply)

"would it hurt to wear make up now and then?"
They love that.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 19:08, Reply)

who said anything about make up?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 19:09, Reply)

DELETION!!! BECAUSE I WAS RIGHT!!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 19:49, Reply)

nah mate it's still there, soz
ignore 2.5 works on a post by post basis
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 20:15, Reply)

you homophobic cunt

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 19:07, Reply)

I ent no mary. You wont see me covered in foundation.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 19:09, Reply)

think you missed my point there but I ain't gonna expain it

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 19:11, Reply)

I generally do with you drimbs.
It's only words and words are all I have
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 19:18, Reply)

aw bless you hun I will this one time then
you said something about women only dressing up to make themselves attractive to men and I think that's very offensive to all our lesbian readers. only the hot ones of course, the butch ones can all fuck off
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 19:20, Reply)

I have a great butch lesbian neighbour
She gives me stuff from her allotment, I think it's just a ploy so she can wear work boots and dungarees, but I'm happy with that as long as she keeps bringing me rhubarb.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 19:23, Reply)

'bringing me rhubarb', euphemism of the day

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 19:25, Reply)

She ent let me plow the garden yet :(

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 19:27, Reply)

Bet the allotment isn't the only lady garden she tends.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 19:53, Reply)

Walk around your office and punch a woman and a man in the gob.
See who yelps loudest. Question answered.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 19:10, Reply)

Science suggests prolly not
But then women are significantly more likely to say 'yeah, that hurts, I'd like some anadin please' whereas men are more likely to butch it out. It's all very subjective.
(berk, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 19:18, Reply)

You have seen a man when he's slightly unwell, yeah, just saying
"butch it out"
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 19:20, Reply)

Pain thresholds tend to be determined under experimental conditions
man flu occurs at home, on the sofa, where there are people who could potentially soothe your fevered brow and fetch you things. Subjective.
(berk, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 19:45, Reply)

Any Mo-Fo tries to experiment with my pain threshold, I swear down I'll shank em good

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 19:51, Reply)

Totes got those wagyu steak burgers, they smell like the greatest burger ever.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 19:27, Reply)

I'm making chilli.....but what I really want is egg and chips :(

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 19:28, Reply)

Just have egg and chips. You're a man, eat what you like.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 19:29, Reply)

Yeah well I've already started making it

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 19:30, Reply)

Look I'm trying to help, stop pushing everyone away

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 19:32, Reply)

I, for one, and speaking for myself
Find HH's choice of repast distressing and I will seek compensation.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 19:34, Reply)

He has a discount voucher for "Gingery Lawyers 4U"

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 19:37, Reply)

You seem like the type of helpful person....I've finished watching "Breaking Bad" I'm struggling to find something new
hook a brother up yo
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 19:35, Reply)

Try The Vikings, I really enjoyed that

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 19:37, Reply)

Kirk Douglas and Tony Curtis?
Bit old hat M8
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 19:39, Reply)

Ho ho
I might have a look at the series of john le carres a perfect spy
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 19:40, Reply)

Michael Portillos' great train journeys
In which he doesn't try to look like a fruity bummernaut all the time.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 19:37, Reply)

I find all politician's creepy
So for that reason I'm out
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 19:41, Reply)

Potentially good series
Presented by shit man.

Should be remade with either Andy Partridge or Julian Cope.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 19:44, Reply)

^ internet points right here
Fruity bummernaut is a wonderful description.
(berk, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 19:42, Reply)

I'd ask you to descibe Michael Portillo in any more succint terms.
He is a fruity bummernaut.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 19:47, Reply)

Oz

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 19:39, Reply)

That was pretty good

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 19:41, Reply)

quite like the shield as well
glenn close was good in that
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 19:59, Reply)

His wife Sharon gets on my nerves....NEXT

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 19:42, Reply)

Hollyoaks is bonza
but it takes a while to get into.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 19:41, Reply)

I really have neither the time nor inclination for Botany

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 19:45, Reply)

I fucking hate that show.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 19:47, Reply)

Imma have to hunt this out it sounds well nom.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 19:49, Reply)

Evening plans consist of making and eating chilli
whilst wishing I just had egg and chips :(
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 19:32, Reply)

Gonna be a shite evening for me.
I have to put my daughter to bed, clean out the rabbit hutch, pack, and finish working on a talk I am giving tomorrow in Brussels. And I have to get up at 5 in the morning to go to fucking london to get the train.

And there's no fucking beer in the house.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 19:38, Reply)

Look on the bright side
you could be a paperclip salesman
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 19:48, Reply)

Daughter in bed, fed, wife watching some shite telly, I might fuck off back to the pub early. I like this landlord stuff.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 19:43, Reply)

I like hearing about it, it's really interesting.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 19:47, Reply)

Ha ha psyche! Not really you nit! PWND!!!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 19:48, Reply)

As is your rubbish budgie.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 19:57, Reply)

^jelly of my budgie skillz

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 20:00, Reply)

I can't think of any reason why they would

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 20:15, Reply)

Neither can I, but I have no paternal instinct and despise children
St Vincent tomorrow night. You should try and see her. Second time for us.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 20:19, Reply)

She does nothing for me

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 20:30, Reply)

ooooooooh viennaaaaaaaaa

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 21:03, Reply)

I've got a relatively high pain threshold
but I'm a total poof when it comes to being ill.*

In other news, don't you hate it when some cunt won't stop asking questions all the way through a movie? Any film I try to watch with the old fella degenerates within ten minutes to me shouting "Do you think I wrote the fucking film?"
And I thought it was women who were supposed to do that.

Alt: trying to watch a film.

*No offence, Jayse.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Aug 2014, 20:28, Reply)

What do you think is going to happen next in the film?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 20:29, Reply)

I haven't decided yet.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Aug 2014, 20:32, Reply)

I hate when ladypig and her mum both get up because mum pig is leaving,
and the stand in front of the TV talking bollocks for another half an hour when i am trying to watch a documentary about Whales.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 19 Aug 2014, 21:12, Reply)

Turn the television off when there are visitors you awful pleb

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 21:40, Reply)

Alt: Waiting for a decent thread??????

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 20:44, Reply)

Where the fuck is everyone, anyway?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Aug 2014, 20:44, Reply)

They all got bullied away due to mod negligence :(

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 20:45, Reply)

Terrible.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 20:46, Reply)

^ This ^

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 20:46, Reply)

Silly.
There are no real mods on /ot
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Aug 2014, 20:49, Reply)

B3thy boo be a dear and start a new thread

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 20:50, Reply)

Well Battered's has gone

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 21:09, Reply)

I'll replace it you like. Though McUpset will probably stomp it just to demonstrate how IRL upset he is.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 21:10, Reply)

Are you boys still not friends?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 21:12, Reply)

were they ever really friends?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 19 Aug 2014, 21:18, Reply)

errrrrrmmmm you're the *shit* mod, you tell us, yeah alright

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 20:49, Reply)

Well, this is nice.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 21:40, Reply)

Isn't it, though?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Aug 2014, 21:41, Reply)

I'm unsure, if I'm being open and honest.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 21:42, Reply)

It's good to be honest. Let it all out.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 21:43, Reply)

Nothing to let out bruv, aside from being a bit bored.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 21:44, Reply)

Speak your mind, friend
There are no threats here
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 21:44, Reply)

I can't quite work it out, but there seems to be a feeling of upset.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 21:45, Reply)

Except the creeping mingewort.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 21:45, Reply)

You said you wouldn't tell anyone about that.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Aug 2014, 21:49, Reply)

I'm no longer a doc, you scabby brute.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 21:51, Reply)