I've got a relatively high pain threshold
but I'm a total poof when it comes to being ill.*

In other news, don't you hate it when some cunt won't stop asking questions all the way through a movie? Any film I try to watch with the old fella degenerates within ten minutes to me shouting "Do you think I wrote the fucking film?"
And I thought it was women who were supposed to do that.

Alt: trying to watch a film.

*No offence, Jayse.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Aug 2014, 20:28, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

What do you think is going to happen next in the film?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 20:29, Reply)

I haven't decided yet.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Aug 2014, 20:32, Reply)

I hate when ladypig and her mum both get up because mum pig is leaving,
and the stand in front of the TV talking bollocks for another half an hour when i am trying to watch a documentary about Whales.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 19 Aug 2014, 21:12, Reply)

Turn the television off when there are visitors you awful pleb

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 21:40, Reply)