There are two monkeys in a bath

The first monkey says, "OOHH OOOH OOOHH AHHHAHH AHA AH"

To which the second monkey replies" If it's too hot Colin, put some cold water in!"


*realises that this is better with sound effects*

*apologises*

*is bored again*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 16:45, 7 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Two sausages in a frying pan
one says to the other "Fuck me it's hot in here."

The other one goes "Fuck me, a talking sausage!"
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 16:46, Reply)

two cows in a field
one says to the other "aren't you worried about this mad cow disease thing?"

the other says "which should I worry, I'm a helicopter!"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 16:49, Reply)

2 Parrots sat on a perch
One of them says "Can you smell fish?"
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 16:51, Reply)

2 fish in a tank
one of them says . . .


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bollocks this view is boring.
(Halfy By light alone, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 16:59, Reply)

^ Ah I thought that was going to be the
two fish in a tank
One turns to the other and says "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 17:04, Reply)

hehe
thats what everyone expected, hence the big space and random quote
(Halfy By light alone, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 17:33, Reply)

Oooo! you made me larf.
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( girlinthehole, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 20:31, Reply)