Morning all
I am now the proud owner of a petrol powered self-propelled mower. It is awesome and does stripes & everything!
As we are on breakfast chat - I had a crusty batch with corned beef and tomato and loads of pepper.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 9:12, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

3 fruit scones and a coffee

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 9:14, Reply)

I want a petrol stripy lawnmower

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 9:14, Reply)

I have a petrol chainsaw. Best toy ever.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 9:23, Reply)

I bought some kind of death saw about 6 months ago
Imagine a shark with a handle. That
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 9:28, Reply)

sounds a bit uncontrollable

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 9:30, Reply)

Every single time I've picked it up to use I've manage to cut myself
Its that sharp
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 9:36, Reply)

As your shit ex online doctor, I diagnose you are a cack handed fucktard.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 9:43, Reply)

Yep

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 9:55, Reply)