Not as yet, they haven't drunkenly asked my advice. Besides, I can't mention anything medical unless they do first.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:20, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

shout at the top of your voice
NO IT WONT CURE YOUR CRABS YOU NEED TO BUY DERBAC FOR THAT
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:22, Reply)

^surprising depth of knowledge of STD medicine. Also a Jock. Possibly unrelated. ^

( Kroney, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:24, Reply)

Possibly? Scabby sweaties.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:30, Reply)

I'm just saying it's possible that Scots aren't all sexually unhygienic.

( Kroney, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:33, Reply)

No shreddies and a kilt would suggest so. But drunken bareback with a cracked up Aberdeen whore, on her twentieth client of the afternoon, well....

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:36, Reply)

They are the best ones.... prelubed if you like

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:37, Reply)

Real men get crabs on their (I believe the term is) Bawbags

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:36, Reply)

To be fair
Public lice are almost endangered due to the popularity of waxing/ shaving
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:38, Reply)

You don't see WWF or PETA whining about that one, do you?

( Kroney, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:43, Reply)

Bono and Sting are doing a song aboutit.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:44, Reply)

Tina Turner
Is dedicating a re-release of Nutbush City Limits though
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:46, Reply)

Oddly no
Its probably on their winter campaign though, now that we know the pandas are sly pretend preggers cunts
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:49, Reply)

I need to complete a one day course to be a first aider here. Most people have got one exceptme. So if some cunt has a heart attack, they can deal with it, apparently I could get in trouble re insurance if I tried to help someone, as I'm ot qualified. Meh

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:26, Reply)

As a workplace first aider would you pay me 10k per week

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:39, Reply)

In money, magic beans or booze?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:45, Reply)

YES

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:49, Reply)

Does it have to be relivent..... like, if a guy is sitting with his wife and metions to you that he has a bit of a cold, can you then yell back really loudly "I HOPE THE HERPIES RASH ISN'T BOTHERING YOU ANYMORE" ?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:36, Reply)

I'd really try not to get into that sort of a convsrsation.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:41, Reply)

Is there any Medical Chat you're interested in ?
Like, with IT Bods, most of us hate the old "My hard drive won't switch on", but i'll talk for hours about any new tech.

The whole Apple/Health stuff looks really good to me. I've been told "it won't happen ever" by people on my FB, but I'm still holding out for the rumoured non-blood glucose monitor sensor - I had a slight 'mishap' with steriods and it gave me diabeties =(
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:48, Reply)

Honest answer, yes, I still get the journals and email specialist stuff, med was a large partofmy life, and it always sill be. Just the doc, patient interaction that go me down. I just realised I didn't care anymore. Sounds harsh, probably is, but that's
the truth mate.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:52, Reply)

Not much call for theoretical doctoring
outside of House.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:53, Reply)

You're right , I'm still fascinated in the subject.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:56, Reply)

"GOOD TO KNOW YOU HAVE STOPPED FUCKING WHORES AND GOT THAT TREATED"

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:43, Reply)

PERHAPS IF YOU DIPPED IT IN THE SINK EVERY NOW AND AGAIN IT WOULDNT STINK SO MUCH

( Kroney, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:44, Reply)

LOOK I WEAR A FANCY SKIRT AND NO UNDER CRACKERS THE BRISK SCOTTISH BREEZE COMBINED WITH THE PERSISTANT DRIZZLE KEEPS IT CLEAN

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:45, Reply)

And the Dettol.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:46, Reply)

Why waste good drinking?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:47, Reply)