Are you still doing your kitchen?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 11:19, 1 reply, 10 years ago)

no

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 11:45, Reply)

I just had a quote for my new kitchen
£11,000 without granite or a cooker

ouch
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 11:48, Reply)

get yourself down to Wickes m8

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 11:53, Reply)

Fuck the kitchen.
Turn it into a games room. Have take aways for £4 per person per day, and mooch off of relatives. Much cheaper!
( Muns, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 11:54, Reply)

£11k!
FFS what's it made of, myrrh! Or is your Kitchen the size of a kickball stadium?
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 11:57, Reply)

It'll be 5m of cabinets along one wall and a massive island
The fridge is being set into the wall with cabinets around it too
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 12:01, Reply)

#brag
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( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 12:03, Reply)

haha!
busted
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 12:06, Reply)

#hashbrag

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 12:06, Reply)

^

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 12:07, Reply)

So that's five one metre cabinets
An island would have to be at most three metres long to allow one metre clearance at each end (assuming the five metre length is the long axis) -jeez!
You must be getting cabinets made from solid Brazilian rosewood and ivory for that price
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 12:26, Reply)

You haven't allowed for any wall units, doors, drawers, probably some glass, lighting, plumbing, appliances, electrics, fitting, a plethora of closers and handle choices, carcass thickness and material but other than that yeah you're right.
Everyone should have a £599 B&Q 'Takeaway' kitchen like you.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 12:34, Reply)

...and a bollock for a head

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 12:39, Reply)

£599 B&Q 'Takeaway'
I don't know what the kitchen in this place is - I suspect Ikea.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 12:45, Reply)

600mm is standard size, non?
Two ovens, 6 burner hob, integrated dishwasher, curved corner cupboards, etc.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 12:44, Reply)