So get this DBT has some advice for Dozer…and GET THIS it’s absolutely free…FREE, I tell ya.
That should appeal to his mean penny pinching Scottish side
So hypothesize just what advice DBT has for Dozer

Alt: YM or YMs depending on you are
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 19:46, 79 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

^ upset ^

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 19:47, Reply)

Bloody furious me

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 19:48, Reply)

It was to always wear clean underwear, in case you get the chance of a shag.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 19:53, Reply)

You have seen the Dozer picture haven't you?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 19:53, Reply)

No doubt someone will archive it.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 19:55, Reply)

like that would happen

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 19:54, Reply)

Yeah clean underwear...get serious

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 19:55, Reply)

I never wear any.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 19:56, Reply)

+ Deodorant

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 19:58, Reply)

I'm going with
Not getting to close to industrial magnets, this would have included JR Ewing if the cunt wasn't dead.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 19:48, Reply)

I'm a philanthropist, but my trousers ain't ragged.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 19:50, Reply)

'Get fucked'

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 19:51, Reply)

you mean
Gdet fufkrf
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 19:52, Reply)

Sjot iff

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 19:54, Reply)

Tosser, go away.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 19:54, Reply)

'Bender'
#topbants
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 19:55, Reply)

Haha! Casual bummerphobia!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 19:57, Reply)

You forgot to place the Alt: before that statement...and yes, yes she does quite often

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 19:52, Reply)

No I didn't

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 19:54, Reply)

Look just because Gonz has had a go or three
no need to be so defensive.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 19:57, Reply)

I met Gonz a couple of weeks ago, lovely chap, I wouldn't mind him being my step dad

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 20:01, Reply)

You do know he still rubs one off most nights to that laminated picture of Swipe he has?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 20:03, Reply)

Can't blame him

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 20:04, Reply)

+ what with eyesight

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 20:06, Reply)

You missed a word, the already low impact of your joke has faltered even more. Oh dear, oh dear.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 20:07, Reply)

Sad times, I'm getting more and MORE like DBT every day

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 20:10, Reply)

Nah his wife hasn't left him*


*yet
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 20:13, Reply)

:o

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 20:13, Reply)

They are both having mid life crisisises's though

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 20:13, Reply)

'midlife Cranleys'

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 20:14, Reply)

Krankies MOAR like

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 20:18, Reply)

Has he paid her yet?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 20:02, Reply)

'member Fungus the Bogeylols? 'member?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 19:55, Reply)

Right, bored of that now.
I put 2001: a space odyssey on to watch cos I ent seen it before and thought I'd like it, so far it's just monkeys fucking about, no spaceships or alions, yeah alions, well gash.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 20:06, Reply)

I like that film.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 20:08, Reply)

The monkey threw a bone and now we are in space! Yesssss!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 20:09, Reply)

It has Reggie Perrin in it!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 20:11, Reply)

Good soundtrack

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 20:10, Reply)

Taxi Driver has an excellent soundtrack.
Bernard Herrman's last work, fact fans.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 20:12, Reply)

No Leni Riefenstahl though...just saying

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 20:17, Reply)

You want to ask McBeef about that.
He hasn't seen it neither but saw an advert for it on the telly.

He is likely a world authority on "2001: a space odyssey" and surmise that it is "fucking shit".
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 20:09, Reply)

The music in it is well bent so I expect he'd love it

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 20:10, Reply)

lol

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 20:11, Reply)

Dark vader is luke's dad or summink

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 20:10, Reply)

SPOILER!!!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 20:11, Reply)

Old films that were groundbreaking are of academic interest
but are shit by modern standards.

Someone made me watch Citizen Cane. It was shit. There was probably a time when it wasn't shit, but it certainly is now.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 20:18, Reply)

Meh if it's a good story I don't care if it seems a bit dated

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 20:21, Reply)

Then read a fucking book
you pleb
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 20:32, Reply)

Oh okay you're a knob, yeah we got that already you fucking chode.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 20:34, Reply)

Downloaded The Holy Mountain, The Phonebooth and That'll be the Day. Looking for The Dead of Night, the 1940'S one.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 20:22, Reply)