Wow I timed my return well
I used mine to drown Pompeii in barely-processed scotch bonnets.

Pompeii is what I call my boyfriend's willy.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 8:55, 3 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

your bf is simon weston

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 8:57, Reply)

Your mum's face is Simon Weston
AICMFP
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 8:58, Reply)

you fancy simon weston when he has a string vest on

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 9:00, Reply)

Simon Weston cheats on you with me because I treat him like a princess
and buy him spangly things. On Wednesdays we wear pink
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 9:02, Reply)

i prefer my disabled or disfigured war veterans a bit more 'current' hence me and johnson beharry 'going steady'

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 9:05, Reply)

I KNEW it was you I saw parking his mobility scooter in Heat

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 9:08, Reply)

hes always 'in heat', its a never ending estrous cycle with that cyborg sex bastard

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 9:09, Reply)

You must get through a lot of WD40

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 9:11, Reply)

*walks away in 30 seconds flat*
/film
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 9:28, Reply)

^^TGGI

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 12 Sep 2014, 10:10, Reply)

Is that to match his "face"?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 9:23, Reply)

Hey Darth, I was wondering
Do your infrequent visits here coincide with coming off the medication or going back on it?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 9:01, Reply)

Actually I've been unmedicated for a while now on the grounds that it doesn't fucking work
My visits coincide with something much more severe; being bored enough to talk to you
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 9:04, Reply)

I think you may discover deeper levels of boredom on here

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 9:05, Reply)

I certainly hope so
Saves on rohypnol
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 9:06, Reply)

Hello Darth.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 9:19, Reply)

Hello Jeff
How's tricks down Bristol way?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 9:23, Reply)

Good thanks. The football is going well for once!
What's going on in Darth-land?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 9:24, Reply)

Aye, same here!
Is O'Driscoll still in charge? Sorry I've started ignoring everything else due to Forest's success and the travelling comedy troupe under the new management of Louis van Gaal
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 9:27, Reply)

Steve Cottrill has been given a go as manager this season.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 9:36, Reply)

Ouch
You're really working through our exes. Billy Davies' go next. That's a barrel of laughs
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 9:38, Reply)

Won't be as funny as Bristol Rovers ending up in the Conference!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 9:41, Reply)

Haha really?
Funnier than United's "We're rich and have no defenders, what to do..." transfer policy
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 9:50, Reply)