Going out with Amanda
strikethrough man lol. Nope, she was a 100% certifiable lunatic and I have the scars to prove it. I binned her off and she snared a mate and they now have twins.

This week I will be mainly doing fuck all.

Alt:
Get ready for a surprise!!

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I always pour in a little bit of the hotdog water into the onions when making them at home. It makes them taste like a real dirty street vendor
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 13:58, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

a man... dur?
I always find it weird when mates get with exes. Even if it's years later.

alt. TOTAL RECALL!!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 14:00, Reply)

when i was 18, we went on a post a-level holiday to corfu
the dirty burger vendor stuck his finger up my friend's bum. actually up inside it. she screamed, he laughed.

and carried on making burgers with that very same unwashed hand.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 14:07, Reply)

hahaha!
wtf?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 14:08, Reply)

Nutty

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 14:10, Reply)

Why wasn't she wearing any pants?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 22 Sep 2014, 14:13, Reply)

Corfuck

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 14:16, Reply)

this was the 90's and it was greece in august, so in the 90's even in the evening
she was wearing a summer dress and a thong.

she was definitely to blame for tolerating the flirting of the dirty old twat, and for going to stand behind the burger stall with him. but she did NOT deserve that!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 14:36, Reply)

Yeah, 'your friend'......

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 14:16, Reply)

No harm done

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 14:17, Reply)

I'm just saying that 'her friends' tell the story slightly differently

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 14:18, Reply)

One up the bum....

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 14:19, Reply)

'would you like onions on that?'
'No, I'd like some spincter scratchings please'
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 14:18, Reply)

One lump or two?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 14:18, Reply)

* something about sweetcorn relish *

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 14:19, Reply)