It was my birthday last week,
No-one remembered. I would kill myself but no-one would care. Someone just came in to the office and in a brief conversation with my boss I heard him say "Plenty more sausages in the sea" this is a the quality of the management here. My day can only get worse from here on out. I haven't even been recruited to potty train someones daughter. I put about 10 times my salary into the bookies each month but i'm not winning anything. I got a pet budgie to keep me company but it told me I was boring and flew away.
( Peej, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 8:33, 4 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

The make mcbeef feel better thread was yesterday

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 8:40, Reply)

If I wanted to make him feel better I'd tell him that I got him a copy of "All is By My Side" yesterday
and then when he was happy about that I'd bring him back down again by letting him know that unfortunately it was in Italian and I'm going to have to try again unless of course he is fluent in Italian.
( Peej, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 8:51, Reply)

Sorry to hear about the budgie

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 8:42, Reply)

Thanks Frog.
With Gods help I will get through this painful time.
( Peej, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 8:49, Reply)

Seek comfort in The Lord, and ask for his guidance in times of struggle.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 8:51, Reply)

Did you hear about the American Police force that has sent letters around asking people to come to a prayer vigil
because two kids and an infant have been hit by stray bullets in the last few weeks and they want people to pray so it doesn't happen again. Fuck! Kids are getting hit by stray bullets! What shall we do? I know! Lets pray to the lord and ask him to make them hit paedos instead!
( Peej, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 8:54, Reply)

The Lord will guide those bullets into the black hearts and sick minds of nonces. But only if loads of people ask him at once.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 8:56, Reply)

Like them doctors who will only do a lifesaving operation if the facebook picture gets enough likes

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 9:44, Reply)

Think I work with you, do you live on the east coast?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 9:15, Reply)

Yeh

( Peej, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 9:47, Reply)