I'm just glad I don't know anybody else
WHO KNOWS EVERYTHING ABOUT EVERYTHING EVER
( Kroney, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:05, 1 reply, 10 years ago)

The most important thing in life is your POSTCODE!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:07, Reply)

BEFORE I DECIDE IF YOU'RE WORTH KNOWING, WHICH SIDE OF AN ARBITRARY GEOGRAPHICAL FEATURE DO YOU LIVE ON?

( Kroney, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:08, Reply)

Obvs exceptions for MK1

(Mr Udagawa, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:09, Reply)

That's a sort of game reserve.

( Kroney, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:12, Reply)

The M40?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:09, Reply)

I said "arbitrary geographical feature"
Not "widely recognised humanitarian barrier between civilised lands and the blasted wasteland inhabited by trolls and goblins".

Honestly, Meaters, you need to get your eyes checked.
( Kroney, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:11, Reply)

It's the long and winding road that leads from your gaff to my door

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:27, Reply)

Watford?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:12, Reply)

AND WHETHER IT'S NORTH OF THE COUNTRY OR SOUTH

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:13, Reply)

+ WHEN WE ALL KNOW THAT THE MIDDLE IS BEST

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:14, Reply)

the one thing everyone can agree on
is that nobody wants the midlands
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:15, Reply)

Or the northwest. my ex-wife is from the northwest.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:16, Reply)