I once woke up to find a no smoking rule had been instigated in the student house in which I was living.
Apparently it was all my idea, in spite of me being a 40 a day smoker at the time and having no memory of the last couple of hours of the night or how I got to bed.
It was soon revoked.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 12:23, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

CRAZY!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 12:31, Reply)

Sorry for the lack of wakkiness in my story, but I have never been a wakki student prick

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 12:34, Reply)

Just your regular common or garden prick

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 12:34, Reply)

I was
I recall waking up and having no recollection of what it later transpired was the last five days.
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 12:39, Reply)

Excellent work

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 12:39, Reply)

The last thing I remember is ordering another round of absinthe
then i had a total star trek moment.
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 12:48, Reply)

I burned a hole in my living room carpet with absinthe
I also found out that if you neck about 10 shots of Aftershock you seem to get drunk from the top of your head down
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 12:49, Reply)

I burned my carpet too through vomit. Vile, dark days

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 12:52, Reply)

I once missed my bin and vommed into the back of a Park guitar amp
My reverb stopped working :o(
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 12:53, Reply)

I once woke up clothed only in newspapers stuck to my body with vomit

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 13:06, Reply)

My friend Graham now revels in the nickname "Sleeps With Toast" for a similar reason

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 13:08, Reply)

there was an incident invloving gin and mild racism.
by which I mean my mate showed up with a liter of Gordons and a def comedy jam DVD. upon his insistence we played spot the white person. If you spot the white person in the audience before the comedian you are safe, otherwise you have to take a drink.
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 13:12, Reply)