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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Swimming lessons are well boring Can't one of them get into difficulties or summat?
It could be like when that kid died in Grange Hill.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 18:49,
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I believe the dead character was called Jeremy.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 18:50,
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Wasn't it Gonch? Or Gonch's cousin or something?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 18:52,
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Even with all those sexy kids running around?(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 18:50,
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Bet he only goes so he can have a Bovril.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 18:52,
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He's got his phone out to post live from the pool, clearly getting a few sly pics of kids while he's there from behind his wispy paedo beard(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 18:53,
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I might try to take a picture of my kid to see if everyone freaks out(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 18:57,
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How dare you photograph your own child having fun and learning in the presence of other kids! NONCE!(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 18:59,
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I doubt anyone would say anything, but I bet there would be a text from the teacher later 'reminding all parents' of some nonexistent rule about it(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 19:01,
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They know you're exactly the sort of nonce who fucking loves pics of kids all blurry and in the background of a pic nicely focused on your own children, it's fair enough really(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 19:04,
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Swimming, not running (
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 18:53,
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Until you trundled along, yes.Fun sponge.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 19:07,
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 19:14,
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Frog(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 19:15,
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*Pops collar on Khaki suit*(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 19:28,
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VS who in a street battle and what kind of weaponry? (
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 19:22,
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Well I'll put my money on Dexys and Dexys Midnight Runners(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 19:31,
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Yeah well Jason Orange is the BIG news, please try to keep up(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 19:36,
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Hey I drove past this place tonightwww.coolplaces.co.uk/places/uk/england/nottinghamshire/nottingham/8975-doctors-orders
Thought of you, only it was full of wispy paedo bearded hipster pricks...I done know you wouldn't allow that type in your pub.
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 19:46,
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oh man this is like one of those cool usvsth3m surveys omg(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 19:39,
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innit doe Dr Imble, innit just(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 19:41,
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