I think it was doomed from the outset
If people aren't bothering to post short messages, such as 'lol upset', then I hardly think they're going to invest the time to write a short, humorous biography of another poster.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 14:58, 5 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

lol upset

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 14:59, Reply)

an epitaph would be far more appropriate yeah

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 14:59, Reply)

I think YOU'RE doomed from the outset

( Kroney, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 14:59, Reply)

Alright

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 15:00, Reply)

meaty

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 15:02, Reply)

Also, instead of writing all that you could have invested the time to write a short, humorous biography of another poster.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 15:02, Reply)

alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 15:02, Reply)

Turns out I'm not very good at it

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 15:27, Reply)

"it" being?
Beards?
Food?
Music?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 15:33, Reply)

Alright, enough with the beard hate
Christ, it's the one thing I can do well.
Don't take that away from me.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 15:34, Reply)

^upset^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 15:34, Reply)

All these tears are making my paedo beard look all wispy :'(~

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 15:37, Reply)

I de-bearded this morning
I wish I could be bothered to shave more often. I look about 60 with a beard
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 15:42, Reply)

Got rid of them missus and became FABULOUS
Fair play, I am sure Jay will support you in this difficult time
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 15:52, Reply)

with cupping

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 15:53, Reply)

damn straight
well not damn straight quite the opposite but hey you know
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 15:56, Reply)

lol upset

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 15:35, Reply)

I started writing a 'humorous' obit for you
But it was deeply unfunny, so I didn't bother posting it
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 15:38, Reply)

More people should consider this

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 15:39, Reply)

That's why I haven't bothered. That and the fact I'm lazy and unmotivated.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 15:40, Reply)

I meant to say it doesn't normally stop you ha ha

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 15:46, Reply)

oh ha ha I walked straight into that one!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 15:51, Reply)

ha ha ha ha oh no

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 15:51, Reply)

I'd quite like to grow a proper heavy metal beard.
The trouble being I have the equivalently strong facial hair growth of a six year old girl.
( Kroney, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 15:40, Reply)

I hate shaving
As a result I look like a homeless person about twice a week
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 15:42, Reply)