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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Either something rhymes or it doesn't.
You don't have to make it rhyme, but he was clearly trying to and cocked it up. I'm just trying to help, man!
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Kroney, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 15:54,
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latest was 10 years ago)
All words that end with en rhyme.
Try it. ben, dren, pen, horse, ken when,
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Peej, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 15:56,
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officelol
Unexpected horse
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 15:56,
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in bagging area
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 16:36,
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All of those do.
Children doesn't.
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Kroney, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 16:00,
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"the glen" and "Children" are perfectly acceptable in my awesome rhyme and if you don't like it then I dare you to do better
But be warned! We're rhyming for pinks!
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Peej, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 16:01,
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Alright Krilliam Shakespeare, time to move on from your archaic use of English rhyme, we have rappers now, things have changed.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 15:57,
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How about this one!
Baggenfock Baggenfock
Riding through the Glen
Baggenfock Baggenfock
Likes to Chill da wren
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Peej, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 16:00,
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I have no complaints here beyond the execrable use of "street jive".
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Kroney, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 16:01,
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Look I can't help it that yokells say Chill-Dren
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Peej, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 16:02,
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I liked it for its referencing of the old mummers tradition of hunting the wren
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wren_Day
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 16:05,
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Look at that fucking picture.
What a bunch of wankers.
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Kroney, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 16:08,
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actually i was there only last week actually
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Mr Udagawa, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 16:23,
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