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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I don't start work for ten minutes and I've already got on the wrong side of the payroll manager.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 9:19, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
That doesn't rhyme

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 9:21, Reply)
Perhaps if you'd gone to gay poetry college for gay poets
you'd recognise a deconstructed rhythmic verse when you saw one.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 9:32, Reply)
sounds a bit Pynchonesque m8

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 9:34, Reply)
Theres a guy are work who calls everyone "mate" it sounds a bit passive agressive.
I prefer FRIEND!
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 9:37, Reply)
I prefer 'Good evening *wanker hand gesture* bankrupt payroll fraud patron wine stowford press restraining order anger management terrified wife'

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 9:39, Reply)
Yeh well I googled Gay poetry rules for gay poets on the googles and it said poems don't have to rhyme
it also awarded me an A*+ for my world changing Baggenfock poem!
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 9:34, Reply)
Poems don't have to rhyme.
However yours was trying and failing. There's a world of difference between those two poles, daddio.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 9:37, Reply)
I can't have been trying to rhyme, the words clearly didn't rhyme you said so yourself
they were as different as jam and cream.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 9:46, Reply)
I jammed my cream in YM last night

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 9:47, Reply)
Yeh well I marmaladed my cock up YM's arse last night!

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 9:50, Reply)
Oh, the old back-pedally back-pedal.
You were trying to rhyme, you didn't. You're a failure of a human being.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 9:48, Reply)
No actually I think you will find that I was trolling the trolls

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 9:48, Reply)
METATROOL

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 9:52, Reply)
not in my top ten transformers

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 10:55, Reply)
Worst blues song ever

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 9:22, Reply)

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