haha!
Silly cow.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 18:52, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Tosser.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 18:55, Reply)

how are the budgies??????????

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 18:55, Reply)

Loud. Jenny is more outgoing, Jimmy is a bit subdued. She nicks his grapes, and is shoutier than him.
Hopefully, he will become less bent, the longer he's here.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 19:01, Reply)

There were 2 African Greys in the house I used to live with. one bullied the other to death.
When they were separated the bullied one pined even more. The sick fuck.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 19:04, Reply)

AFRICAN GAYS MORE LIKE WITH YOUR POO ON THEIR WILLIES

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 19:06, Reply)

budgies are cool
i am glad you got budgies
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 19:06, Reply)

They poo a lot, if left out the cage we find little presents everywhere.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 19:08, Reply)

at least it's tiny and dry, not like a dog turd or seagull shit
just follow them round with a citrus wipe, the room will smell nice, and it'll be sparkling clean.

also they will be shit-scared of the wipe, because it might be a predator that wants to eat their brains.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 19:17, Reply)

what can i say? i guess 9-5 for £20k just didn't appeal to me like it did to you

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 18:55, Reply)

Jesus if you looked any further down your nose youd be looking up you bum ! Haha bum !! With poo in it ! hah

(Mr Udagawa, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 19:03, Reply)

it made dozer run away crying and leave the rest of us to play nicely
mission accomplished
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 19:06, Reply)

RUN AWAY TO FUCK A CHICKEN MORE LIKE

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 19:07, Reply)

what a cock

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 19:08, Reply)

Is it normal to get three gazes in a row from tim? I'm a bit worried about it all to be honest.

(Mr Udagawa, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 19:08, Reply)

Yes

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 19:10, Reply)

How do I get my life back?

(Mr Udagawa, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 19:12, Reply)

Just don't reply, works for me eventually

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 19:15, Reply)

yes

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 19:11, Reply)

I'm calling the police the next gaz I get off you mate.

(Mr Udagawa, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 19:12, Reply)

fucken try it

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 19:15, Reply)

aye get tae fuck
Ah wis droapin' a jobbie eh.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 19:08, Reply)

it was probably more useful than your general advice

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 19:16, Reply)