I say it's only half my fault. It's mostly, if not entirely my fault.
Basically, scrapped my car last year. Turns out I'm still the registered keeper. The scrap yard didn't do their end of the paperwork but then, neither did I. One year later, it's not taxed, not SORN and still in my name.
( Kroney, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 13:02, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Oh dear

( Peej, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 13:06, Reply)

What a wanker.

( Kroney, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 13:07, Reply)

You trusted scrapyard gyppoes to complete the paperwork?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 13:09, Reply)

I refer the honourable gentleman to my previous statement.

( Kroney, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 13:10, Reply)

We part exchanged our last car for out current car and they didn't do the paperwork
sold it on to another dealer who also didn't do the paperwork (I assume to keep the number of registered keepers down) we got a warning letter to say it was almost time to SORN or tax and sorted it all out just in time.
( Peej, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 13:12, Reply)

Lucky!

( Kroney, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 13:13, Reply)

Where was your warning letter eh!

( Peej, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 13:14, Reply)

I've moved four times in the last three years. I got a bit behind with my paperwork.
I'm assuming it went to one of my previous addresses.
( Kroney, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 13:16, Reply)

They managed to find you to fine you
Story doesn't add up, now what have you done with Maddy's body!
( Peej, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 13:17, Reply)

The guy across the road from us
has his car registered in his name, but at our address. I'm guessing it was 'fat fingers syndrome' when he filled out the paperwork.

I keep getting his DVLA letters, but because I'm nice, I always take them across to his house.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 10 Oct 2014, 13:18, Reply)

Someone somewhere has the same named house as ours
and has somehow fucked up and used our postcode. So even though the address in the middle is nothing like ours the post office don't give a fuck and keep sending us their mail.
( Peej, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 13:30, Reply)

male

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 13:31, Reply)

you wot?

( Peej, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 13:40, Reply)

Happy Christmas money though

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 13:50, Reply)

I wish, the relatives probably have the real address
My last house before I stopped being rentscum got regular tesco clubcard vouchers, whoever it was was using their card and not clocking that they weren't getting the vouchers. got a fuck load of free booze out of them.
( Peej, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 13:53, Reply)

I've got that Natalie Imbruglia song in my head now.
#SORN
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 13:07, Reply)