I meant you.
Not him.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 17:16, 1 reply, 10 years ago)

if you think going to see a show is "edgy"
you need to get out more
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 17:18, Reply)

yeah it was sarcasm m8

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 17:23, Reply)

it was hopelessly unclear
you write like a mong
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 17:24, Reply)

No no, it was clear enough.
Your reading comprehension skills are lacking.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 17:34, Reply)

it really wasn't

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 17:36, Reply)

Dozer doesn't get out much, he prefers nights in with "Mrs Dozer"
The real one.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 17:37, Reply)

aka his left hand, after he's lain his not inconsiderable bulk on top of it for 20 mins?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 17:40, Reply)

It may be his right hand. But yeah, same idea.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 17:42, Reply)

how are the birdies????

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 17:43, Reply)

Good ty :)) Jimmy is a bit more sure of himself now. Jenny is nicer to him, and doesn't nick his grape.
I think she's after some budgie loving.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 17:48, Reply)

omg baby budgies!!!
lemmy would be petrified of a grape. he only likes seeds, however hard we try, the little yellow fat-ass.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 17:51, Reply)

They love grapes, but I give them one each and she takes his, then shouts at him if he approaches her. Think she's wanting budgie nookie now :0

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 17:56, Reply)

woah, cloacally hot

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 17:58, Reply)

Shut up.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 17:59, Reply)

upset again and outfunnied by everyone.
Including Agnostic Antichrist.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 18:06, Reply)

do they like apple?
the one i had as a kid would have mugged its own shadow for a piece of apple.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 18:09, Reply)

They like most fruit and veg.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 18:18, Reply)

Did you get Lemmy from a shop or a breeder?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 17:58, Reply)

a shop
they promised us he was very young. he was NOT as young as they said.

we loves him, and he sits on us and puts his head down for tickles etc, but he's just nowhere near as adoring and silly-tame as the ones i've had from about 6 weeks old. sigh.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 18:08, Reply)

J and J were from a breeder, they'd been brought up eith fresh stuff, their favourites are carrots and grapes.
All good stuff.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 18:16, Reply)

it's definitely the way to go
at some point i think we'll get lemmy a friend, this time a hand-tamed baby. hopefully that will encourage lemmy to fly and come out more. he's not frightened at all, he's just a lazy little git, who likes the comforts of his own cage!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 18:25, Reply)

tosser, go away

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 17:41, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2390731
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 17:43, Reply)

I get good reviews.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 17:44, Reply)

whatevs, pissed-on

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 17:47, Reply)

piston shat in yer fanny and psychochomp put his cheesoid member in your gob

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 17:54, Reply)

He pays tranvestite hookers to do that to him.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 17:57, Reply)

hey, if I 'upset' you so much, why not put me back on 2.0, Doctor Bloobloo Trool

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 18:00, Reply)

lol wanker

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 18:02, Reply)

yeah, we all lolled when you got all 2.0 happy over some minor arsing about.
I put it to you that you are in fact not any type of troll, let alone a 'best' one and you are in fact a trembling waiflike bloobloo fannybaws of the highest order.

You fat fucking fingered barely-tolerated buffoon, nobody here would even notice if you died tomorrow.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 18:05, Reply)

\0/

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 18:06, Reply)

it's nothing to celebrate m8

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 18:06, Reply)

^ has no m8s^

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 18:11, Reply)

^ has an ass so fat you can see it from the front

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 18:13, Reply)

oh, you have no idea
it's so tiny i mostly wear wear boy's jeans
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 18:15, Reply)

like jaysums size

(Mr Udagawa, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 18:17, Reply)

an ass the size of jaysum's head

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 18:18, Reply)

Dozer likes boy arses, you're well in there.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 18:17, Reply)

you're an internet ledge with yer classy bantz pal

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 18:19, Reply)

shudder

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 18:24, Reply)