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Last thing you saw at the Theatre
alt. last thing you COOKED
altalt. last band you saw live and how were they?
( , Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:27, 300 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
alt. last thing you COOKED
altalt. last band you saw live and how were they?
( , Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:27, 300 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
I don't "do" the theatre
Last thing I saw there was the Christmas pantomime with the kids. Prior to that, there was a performance thing on from my daughter's school
Alt:
Chilli. Proper massive pot of it, using my tomatoes and onions. Got the old chocolate and black treacle in there too
AltAlt:
Last band I saw was a local one, Ashes of Iron. They are mates of mine and were very good indeed
( , Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:30, Reply)
Last thing I saw there was the Christmas pantomime with the kids. Prior to that, there was a performance thing on from my daughter's school
Alt:
Chilli. Proper massive pot of it, using my tomatoes and onions. Got the old chocolate and black treacle in there too
AltAlt:
Last band I saw was a local one, Ashes of Iron. They are mates of mine and were very good indeed
( , Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:30, Reply)
I have harvested my last tomatos
still got loads of green ones left as well
( , Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:34, Reply)
still got loads of green ones left as well
( , Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:34, Reply)
Should they not stay on the vine to turn red?
How embarrassing for them
( , Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:36, Reply)
How embarrassing for them
( , Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:36, Reply)
It is no longer warm enough
I'll probably make fried green tomato chutney
( , Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:40, Reply)
I'll probably make fried green tomato chutney
( , Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:40, Reply)
Wicked
Alt: Roast beef dinner, it was lovely.
AltAlt: Bury Tomorrow, and they were pretty good!
( , Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:32, Reply)
Alt: Roast beef dinner, it was lovely.
AltAlt: Bury Tomorrow, and they were pretty good!
( , Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:32, Reply)
Is that another laminate floor?
How the mighty oak-floored have fallen :(
( , Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:46, Reply)
How the mighty oak-floored have fallen :(
( , Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:46, Reply)
The wear on the heel where your cheap mr man shoes clearly rub due to poor sizing is unbecoming.
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I clicked it already but thought it needed pointing out, I know how sad you get sometimes.
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I took the kids to see this yesterday:
www.warwickartscentre.co.uk/whats-on/2014/angel/
Alt: Curry.
Altalt: Not really helping with the WOMAD prick meme, but I went to see Irshad Ali Qawwali Party and they were really excellent.
( , Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:35, Reply)
www.warwickartscentre.co.uk/whats-on/2014/angel/
Alt: Curry.
Altalt: Not really helping with the WOMAD prick meme, but I went to see Irshad Ali Qawwali Party and they were really excellent.
( , Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:35, Reply)
Rajastani yurtpricks
"Direct from Rajahstan for a very rare UK appearance, Irshad Ali Qawwali Party are four young exponents of this ancient Sufi musical form. Qawwali can be traced back to the 13th Century migration south of people from Persia into India and the resultant melding of their respective musical traditions. The form has continued and evolved through then to the present day, carried through the centuries by faith and fervour, evident in the gloriously impassioned group choruses typical of Qawwali.
The youth and energy that Irshad and his BROTHERS inject into their performances suggest the lifespan of this music is truly infinite and also truly timeless."
( , Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:37, Reply)
"Direct from Rajahstan for a very rare UK appearance, Irshad Ali Qawwali Party are four young exponents of this ancient Sufi musical form. Qawwali can be traced back to the 13th Century migration south of people from Persia into India and the resultant melding of their respective musical traditions. The form has continued and evolved through then to the present day, carried through the centuries by faith and fervour, evident in the gloriously impassioned group choruses typical of Qawwali.
The youth and energy that Irshad and his BROTHERS inject into their performances suggest the lifespan of this music is truly infinite and also truly timeless."
( , Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:37, Reply)
It's a shit folk instrument for shit folk bands. Whatever its provenance it's still for wakki trousered pricks.
I hope they all die in a horrific tie-dying accident.
( , Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:45, Reply)
I hope they all die in a horrific tie-dying accident.
( , Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:45, Reply)
alt: This, slow roast pork shoulder with onion and herb stuffing, cider gravy and roasted apples and pears
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I realised that when I send the photios from my iphoner it gives me an option of small, medium or large
by choosing small I dunt have to resize \o/
( , Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:39, Reply)
by choosing small I dunt have to resize \o/
( , Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:39, Reply)
If that was served to me I'd send it back. Maybe I'm fussy I just don't really like burnt food.
( , Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:58, Reply)
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DONT WORRY, NAKERS, I'LL PUT YOUR PORK IN MY MOUTH I'M NOT A PRUDE LIKE THAT MEATSNAKE
( , Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:59, Reply)
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Seriously though, you wouldn't eat whatever the fuck that is supposed to be.
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You opinion is not a valid one jay, you are bent and eat curry nearly every day.
( , Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:05, Reply)
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Les Miserables
Alt: As in, from scratch? That would have been on Valentine's Day, if we're not counting roasts etc.
Altalt: Fuck knows, it was over a decade ago. Probably shit given that I haven't been since.
( , Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:38, Reply)
Alt: As in, from scratch? That would have been on Valentine's Day, if we're not counting roasts etc.
Altalt: Fuck knows, it was over a decade ago. Probably shit given that I haven't been since.
( , Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:38, Reply)
What? I didn't cook a day, I cooked on the day.
Honestly, I don't know where you're getting so confused, Jase.
( , Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:58, Reply)
Honestly, I don't know where you're getting so confused, Jase.
( , Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:58, Reply)
Priscilla Queen of the Desert.
Alt. Roast pork.
AltAlt The Eyelids and they were excellent
( , Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:40, Reply)
Alt. Roast pork.
AltAlt The Eyelids and they were excellent
( , Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:40, Reply)
There is nothing funnier than Tosser, go away
Except maybe Tim Stilton
( , Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:09, Reply)
Except maybe Tim Stilton
( , Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:09, Reply)
Last thing I cooked was a nice dinner of salmon, baby potato, tender stem brockaly, aspagous and spring onion.
Made this epic thing the other day that didn't get enough attention when I just linked to it so am now embedding it.
I ain't really into live music, I prefer it when they are at the studio and can refine what I listen too - plus I can switch tracks if I don't like it.
( , Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:40, Reply)
Made this epic thing the other day that didn't get enough attention when I just linked to it so am now embedding it.
I ain't really into live music, I prefer it when they are at the studio and can refine what I listen too - plus I can switch tracks if I don't like it.
( , Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:40, Reply)
It's pretty much a cheesy receation of the "Parting of the Red Sea".
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What worrying is it looks like that on purpose.
I personally hate it when the cheese cools and solidifies in a cheese toasty as it goes like rubber.
( , Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:10, Reply)
I personally hate it when the cheese cools and solidifies in a cheese toasty as it goes like rubber.
( , Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:10, Reply)
Depends on what cheese you use, in this case I use emmingtile and cheddar so it was crispy.
( , Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:12, Reply)
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I gave it plenty of attention when it was on Facebook.
Now I feel victimised. Nice one, Gonz.
( , Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:57, Reply)
Now I feel victimised. Nice one, Gonz.
( , Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:57, Reply)
You did, and it was apprechated, and I apprechate that I haven't shown my apprechation here....
but I'm just showing this off for the people who aren't on my FB for more attention.
( , Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:06, Reply)
but I'm just showing this off for the people who aren't on my FB for more attention.
( , Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:06, Reply)
It rather looks like you've dropped the toast into molten cheese and photographed it at peak splosh.
( , Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:07, Reply)
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Last band I saw was Slint. They were very good indeed. You don't know them and you wouldn't understand their music even if you 'checked them out on YouTube'.
( , Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:40, Reply)
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only this weekend I was listening to Big Black, Fugazi and Sunn O)))
( , Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:45, Reply)
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I also occasionally listen to music that falls within my favoured sphere of taste.
( , Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:48, Reply)
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An experiment
UsVsTh3m has been funded by Trinity Mirror. It is part of a series of initiatives the company is doing to invest in digital. I think they would be the first to admit that historically they have under-invested in the area, and the idea was to try and launch something that would attract an audience that the group don’t currently reach with their existing national and regional brands. Essentially we’ve been charged with proving that, divorced from the existing production methods and priorities, Trinity Mirror can produce web content that people want to share. And they wanted to test a more lightweight way of publishing.
( , Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:10, Reply)
UsVsTh3m has been funded by Trinity Mirror. It is part of a series of initiatives the company is doing to invest in digital. I think they would be the first to admit that historically they have under-invested in the area, and the idea was to try and launch something that would attract an audience that the group don’t currently reach with their existing national and regional brands. Essentially we’ve been charged with proving that, divorced from the existing production methods and priorities, Trinity Mirror can produce web content that people want to share. And they wanted to test a more lightweight way of publishing.
( , Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:10, Reply)
usvsthem is a shit website made by Rob from bee three tee ay
It gets a big slot in the newsletter each week and this place has been pretty much abandoned by the team.
( , Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:11, Reply)
It gets a big slot in the newsletter each week and this place has been pretty much abandoned by the team.
( , Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:11, Reply)
They should let me loose on this site, I could fix so many errors.
( , Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:17, Reply)
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You sorted my icons
I still haven't worked out how unless you are super secret mod
( , Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:17, Reply)
I still haven't worked out how unless you are super secret mod
( , Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:17, Reply)
Oh, when I went around sorting out other people's icons...
... I just changed the userID on the paypal form and made a 10p donation. #Simplez
( , Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:19, Reply)
... I just changed the userID on the paypal form and made a 10p donation. #Simplez
( , Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:19, Reply)
That doesn't explain how, when the original donations didn't make them available.
( , Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:24, Reply)
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Yeh
I paid my money and didn't get my icons!
So do I owe you 10p then? I pay my debts.
( , Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:25, Reply)
I paid my money and didn't get my icons!
So do I owe you 10p then? I pay my debts.
( , Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:25, Reply)
The Lannisters are deffo Cornish
Exhibit A - Incest
Exhibit B - Deformed children
Exhibit C - Dead Dad
( , Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:33, Reply)
Exhibit A - Incest
Exhibit B - Deformed children
Exhibit C - Dead Dad
( , Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:33, Reply)
Hay Jamie, why do the Lannisters always sleep in big beds?
Because they push two twins together to make a king.
( , Mon 13 Oct 2014, 16:14, Reply)
Because they push two twins together to make a king.
( , Mon 13 Oct 2014, 16:14, Reply)
My brother fall off stage during the Cod Panto.
He was playing Dorothy and the bloke playing to to was too close behind him. 4 stitches.
Alt: a great big bolognese that I will be eating the rest of the week in different forms.
Altalt: Satyricon. Fantastic. Really very good. Tip top. Would watch again. 5 stars. 10 out of 10.
( , Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:00, Reply)
He was playing Dorothy and the bloke playing to to was too close behind him. 4 stitches.
Alt: a great big bolognese that I will be eating the rest of the week in different forms.
Altalt: Satyricon. Fantastic. Really very good. Tip top. Would watch again. 5 stars. 10 out of 10.
( , Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:00, Reply)
No. you fucking shit head.
Of course not call of duty Panto. What sort of fucking nonsense shit lord land isms your brain in if it thinks call of duty might be a pantomime, with a man dressed as Dorothy as one of the cast. And a man dressed as a dog. Jesus. Get a fucking grip.
It stands for Crew on Display, where the back stage crew do a send up of the pantomime that season. Usually drunk. Idiot.
( , Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:08, Reply)
Of course not call of duty Panto. What sort of fucking nonsense shit lord land isms your brain in if it thinks call of duty might be a pantomime, with a man dressed as Dorothy as one of the cast. And a man dressed as a dog. Jesus. Get a fucking grip.
It stands for Crew on Display, where the back stage crew do a send up of the pantomime that season. Usually drunk. Idiot.
( , Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:08, Reply)
All sorts, mostly work.
But my dad's back in hospital and I'm stuck in Bournemouth.
( , Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:21, Reply)
But my dad's back in hospital and I'm stuck in Bournemouth.
( , Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:21, Reply)
Oh rubbish, I hope daddy pig pulls through
Bourneouth will remain a shithole though I fear
( , Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:22, Reply)
Bourneouth will remain a shithole though I fear
( , Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:22, Reply)
Sorry to hear that, buddy.
Hope it picks up for you.
I have ebola.
( , Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:23, Reply)
Hope it picks up for you.
I have ebola.
( , Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:23, Reply)
I bet the authorities in calais are hoping it wipes out San Gatte
( , Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:27, Reply)
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:(
I'll let you off then.
if you need to unload we are all here for you hun xoxo
( , Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:25, Reply)
I'll let you off then.
if you need to unload we are all here for you hun xoxo
( , Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:25, Reply)
Not even the band wear corpse paint anymore.
It's sort of no longer relevant.
( , Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:19, Reply)
It's sort of no longer relevant.
( , Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:19, Reply)
I was watching Opeth at The Royal Albert Hall the other day, their musicianship is incredible
what they were doing at the RAH i have no idea
( , Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:20, Reply)
what they were doing at the RAH i have no idea
( , Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:20, Reply)
Also, "their musicianship is incredible" is straying into achingly beautiful territory.
( , Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:30, Reply)
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Swipes been here
she posted that picture where her dress looked like she shit herself. Monty is in to that sort of thing so now he's boning her.
( , Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:30, Reply)
she posted that picture where her dress looked like she shit herself. Monty is in to that sort of thing so now he's boning her.
( , Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:30, Reply)
Who took it and why did she post it? That's what I'm confusd about
( , Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:52, Reply)
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It was a "you had one job" picture
in that the red stuff is a pattern on the dress that makes it look like shark week.
( , Mon 13 Oct 2014, 16:17, Reply)
in that the red stuff is a pattern on the dress that makes it look like shark week.
( , Mon 13 Oct 2014, 16:17, Reply)
If anyone is interested graeme's funeral service will be held at City of London Cemetery on thursday at 2pm
( , Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:21, Reply)
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Northern people keep telling me that they have houses they want to sell me.
I don't want to live in the North :(
( , Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:26, Reply)
I don't want to live in the North :(
( , Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:26, Reply)
Didn't really like the places we were shown, though it was very useful for nailing down what we're looking for.
Next stop Surb.
( , Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:29, Reply)
Next stop Surb.
( , Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:29, Reply)
I'm hazy on the geography north of Oxford.
I tried to send one of our engineers to Northampton on his way back from Manchester. He lives in Doncaster and felt this was cause to call me a prick. My response of "I'm a prick? I'm not the guy that lives in Doncaster" didn't help.
( , Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:32, Reply)
I tried to send one of our engineers to Northampton on his way back from Manchester. He lives in Doncaster and felt this was cause to call me a prick. My response of "I'm a prick? I'm not the guy that lives in Doncaster" didn't help.
( , Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:32, Reply)
It was either Spamalot or a burlesque show
it was a couple of years ago either way.
Alt: Slow Cooker Sausage Casserole.
( , Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:54, Reply)
it was a couple of years ago either way.
Alt: Slow Cooker Sausage Casserole.
( , Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:54, Reply)
It's good, hearty and cheap
Think of it more as nice sausages with a a cassolet
( , Mon 13 Oct 2014, 16:08, Reply)
Think of it more as nice sausages with a a cassolet
( , Mon 13 Oct 2014, 16:08, Reply)
My mate does some kind of dish with loads of tomato and herbs where the sausages are poached in this
He raves about it
( , Mon 13 Oct 2014, 16:11, Reply)
He raves about it
( , Mon 13 Oct 2014, 16:11, Reply)
www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/packaging-fail-funny-you-had-one-job-303__605.jpg
( , Mon 13 Oct 2014, 16:14, Reply)
It's delish,
Sausages are always better cooked in the oven, in their own fat.
( , Mon 13 Oct 2014, 16:24, Reply)
Sausages are always better cooked in the oven, in their own fat.
( , Mon 13 Oct 2014, 16:24, Reply)
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( , Mon 13 Oct 2014, 16:37, Reply)
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( , Mon 13 Oct 2014, 16:47, Reply)
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( , Mon 13 Oct 2014, 16:51, Reply)
I had a new IT/technology low today
I went inot the Apple store to complain that my phone won't charge and that it must be brokena nd I've never had this issue before etc. the guy preceded to simply scoop LOADS of fluff out of the port onto the floor.
( , Mon 13 Oct 2014, 16:54, Reply)
I went inot the Apple store to complain that my phone won't charge and that it must be brokena nd I've never had this issue before etc. the guy preceded to simply scoop LOADS of fluff out of the port onto the floor.
( , Mon 13 Oct 2014, 16:54, Reply)
Common problem
means that you don't complete the connection even though it seems to click in
( , Mon 13 Oct 2014, 16:55, Reply)
means that you don't complete the connection even though it seems to click in
( , Mon 13 Oct 2014, 16:55, Reply)
Really, it that what the problem was? Well I never
*shakes head and chuckles to self*
( , Mon 13 Oct 2014, 16:57, Reply)
*shakes head and chuckles to self*
( , Mon 13 Oct 2014, 16:57, Reply)
Haha, nice one.
I had something similar with my car. I ended up buying two more radios (the one I use are no longer made) because I was convinced the radio was at fault. On taking out the third one, spitting with rage, I find that there's a loose wire. I now have three perfectly working radios.
( , Mon 13 Oct 2014, 16:56, Reply)
I had something similar with my car. I ended up buying two more radios (the one I use are no longer made) because I was convinced the radio was at fault. On taking out the third one, spitting with rage, I find that there's a loose wire. I now have three perfectly working radios.
( , Mon 13 Oct 2014, 16:56, Reply)
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( , Mon 13 Oct 2014, 16:56, Reply)
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( , Mon 13 Oct 2014, 17:25, Reply)
i'm staying dry for a while.
I have got the most vicious hangover going.
( , Mon 13 Oct 2014, 16:41, Reply)
I have got the most vicious hangover going.
( , Mon 13 Oct 2014, 16:41, Reply)
I'm booking in a bottle of red and some shit TV for tomorrow evening
( , Mon 13 Oct 2014, 16:41, Reply)
( , Mon 13 Oct 2014, 16:41, Reply)
I'm going to sleep when I get home tonight, I'm very ill although I don't like to talk about it
( , Mon 13 Oct 2014, 16:46, Reply)
( , Mon 13 Oct 2014, 16:46, Reply)
i go to the theatre a lot, and particularly love soho theatre stuff, it's fantastic
very new, lots of near the knuckle comedy, not full of west end theatre tourist pricks, and cheap. this is the next show i'm at:
"Egyptian-American stand-up comedian Ahmed Ahmed tackles topics including culture, religion, family, racism, Hollywood stereotypes and most importantly trying to date in his 40s. All this material stems from his childhood experiences growing up in America all the way through the post 9/11 world he must live in today as a “non-practicing” Muslim."
alt: lamb pasta bake for the froggy one
altalt: i actually can't remember - think it was V festival, which would make it beyonce
( , Mon 13 Oct 2014, 17:07, Reply)
very new, lots of near the knuckle comedy, not full of west end theatre tourist pricks, and cheap. this is the next show i'm at:
"Egyptian-American stand-up comedian Ahmed Ahmed tackles topics including culture, religion, family, racism, Hollywood stereotypes and most importantly trying to date in his 40s. All this material stems from his childhood experiences growing up in America all the way through the post 9/11 world he must live in today as a “non-practicing” Muslim."
alt: lamb pasta bake for the froggy one
altalt: i actually can't remember - think it was V festival, which would make it beyonce
( , Mon 13 Oct 2014, 17:07, Reply)
he gets good reviews
he may or may not be edgy or hilarious.
but at least he won't have hamster corpses up his bum.
( , Mon 13 Oct 2014, 17:15, Reply)
he may or may not be edgy or hilarious.
but at least he won't have hamster corpses up his bum.
( , Mon 13 Oct 2014, 17:15, Reply)
if you think going to see a show is "edgy"
you need to get out more
( , Mon 13 Oct 2014, 17:18, Reply)
you need to get out more
( , Mon 13 Oct 2014, 17:18, Reply)
No no, it was clear enough.
Your reading comprehension skills are lacking.
( , Mon 13 Oct 2014, 17:34, Reply)
Your reading comprehension skills are lacking.
( , Mon 13 Oct 2014, 17:34, Reply)
Dozer doesn't get out much, he prefers nights in with "Mrs Dozer"
The real one.
( , Mon 13 Oct 2014, 17:37, Reply)
The real one.
( , Mon 13 Oct 2014, 17:37, Reply)
aka his left hand, after he's lain his not inconsiderable bulk on top of it for 20 mins?
( , Mon 13 Oct 2014, 17:40, Reply)
( , Mon 13 Oct 2014, 17:40, Reply)
Good ty :)) Jimmy is a bit more sure of himself now. Jenny is nicer to him, and doesn't nick his grape.
I think she's after some budgie loving.
( , Mon 13 Oct 2014, 17:48, Reply)
I think she's after some budgie loving.
( , Mon 13 Oct 2014, 17:48, Reply)
omg baby budgies!!!
lemmy would be petrified of a grape. he only likes seeds, however hard we try, the little yellow fat-ass.
( , Mon 13 Oct 2014, 17:51, Reply)
lemmy would be petrified of a grape. he only likes seeds, however hard we try, the little yellow fat-ass.
( , Mon 13 Oct 2014, 17:51, Reply)
They love grapes, but I give them one each and she takes his, then shouts at him if he approaches her. Think she's wanting budgie nookie now :0
( , Mon 13 Oct 2014, 17:56, Reply)
( , Mon 13 Oct 2014, 17:56, Reply)
upset again and outfunnied by everyone.
Including Agnostic Antichrist.
( , Mon 13 Oct 2014, 18:06, Reply)
Including Agnostic Antichrist.
( , Mon 13 Oct 2014, 18:06, Reply)
do they like apple?
the one i had as a kid would have mugged its own shadow for a piece of apple.
( , Mon 13 Oct 2014, 18:09, Reply)
the one i had as a kid would have mugged its own shadow for a piece of apple.
( , Mon 13 Oct 2014, 18:09, Reply)
a shop
they promised us he was very young. he was NOT as young as they said.
we loves him, and he sits on us and puts his head down for tickles etc, but he's just nowhere near as adoring and silly-tame as the ones i've had from about 6 weeks old. sigh.
( , Mon 13 Oct 2014, 18:08, Reply)
they promised us he was very young. he was NOT as young as they said.
we loves him, and he sits on us and puts his head down for tickles etc, but he's just nowhere near as adoring and silly-tame as the ones i've had from about 6 weeks old. sigh.
( , Mon 13 Oct 2014, 18:08, Reply)
J and J were from a breeder, they'd been brought up eith fresh stuff, their favourites are carrots and grapes.
All good stuff.
( , Mon 13 Oct 2014, 18:16, Reply)
All good stuff.
( , Mon 13 Oct 2014, 18:16, Reply)
it's definitely the way to go
at some point i think we'll get lemmy a friend, this time a hand-tamed baby. hopefully that will encourage lemmy to fly and come out more. he's not frightened at all, he's just a lazy little git, who likes the comforts of his own cage!
( , Mon 13 Oct 2014, 18:25, Reply)
at some point i think we'll get lemmy a friend, this time a hand-tamed baby. hopefully that will encourage lemmy to fly and come out more. he's not frightened at all, he's just a lazy little git, who likes the comforts of his own cage!
( , Mon 13 Oct 2014, 18:25, Reply)
piston shat in yer fanny and psychochomp put his cheesoid member in your gob
( , Mon 13 Oct 2014, 17:54, Reply)
( , Mon 13 Oct 2014, 17:54, Reply)
hey, if I 'upset' you so much, why not put me back on 2.0, Doctor Bloobloo Trool
( , Mon 13 Oct 2014, 18:00, Reply)
( , Mon 13 Oct 2014, 18:00, Reply)
yeah, we all lolled when you got all 2.0 happy over some minor arsing about.
I put it to you that you are in fact not any type of troll, let alone a 'best' one and you are in fact a trembling waiflike bloobloo fannybaws of the highest order.
You fat fucking fingered barely-tolerated buffoon, nobody here would even notice if you died tomorrow.
( , Mon 13 Oct 2014, 18:05, Reply)
I put it to you that you are in fact not any type of troll, let alone a 'best' one and you are in fact a trembling waiflike bloobloo fannybaws of the highest order.
You fat fucking fingered barely-tolerated buffoon, nobody here would even notice if you died tomorrow.
( , Mon 13 Oct 2014, 18:05, Reply)
peter pan
alt: scrambled eggs
altalt: crystal castles, they were demented
( , Mon 13 Oct 2014, 17:47, Reply)
alt: scrambled eggs
altalt: crystal castles, they were demented
( , Mon 13 Oct 2014, 17:47, Reply)
What's the clique inside news on Richard?
He didn't put that arsonist fella up did he?
( , Mon 13 Oct 2014, 18:19, Reply)
He didn't put that arsonist fella up did he?
( , Mon 13 Oct 2014, 18:19, Reply)
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