I actually have work to do. I wouldn't have picked a muffin this early in the day because I'm not a fatty
alt. walking dead on Monday when they butchered the people to eat them but then the place got blown up and the cannibals got killed and the meat was wasted. WASTED MEAT!

Altalt. A plastic skeleton tied to someone's front door last halloween. No? Ok last time I was properly scared was when the missus was pregnant and in hospital, she was very sick and at one point it looked like I was going to lose her and the baby. That did put the shits right up me. I was planning out how I was going to manage being a single dad and still support her and how I would have to be strong for little battlecat despite grieving over her mum and sister. Thankfully a clever doctor who wasn't even English and had dark skin and everything worked out what was wrong and saved them both. Fucking Immigrants.
( Peej, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 10:35, 3 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

so basically your sperm is so toxic that it nearly killed your wife...

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 10:37, Reply)

Well technically it was my second daughter who nearly killed my wife.
Think about it, did swallowing my sperm kill you? Or perhaps give you superpowers?
( Peej, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 10:48, Reply)

ICE

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 10:49, Reply)

ice baby?

( Peej, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 10:52, Reply)

Comin' over here, saving our women from dying!
Bloody disgrace.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 10:38, Reply)

+ of course thinking about how to use the sob story down at soft play to get a bit of sympathy jiggy jiggy with teh milfs

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 11:06, Reply)

There was an interesting article in the Guardian a couple of years ago by a widower who suddenly found himself inundated with women just dropping by with a casserole or something they'd cooked to help him out, oh and by the way let's have sex you poor man
Although Mrs tangle wasn't too impressed when I showed it to her...
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 11:20, Reply)

"put that away. Now where is this article you are talking about"

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 11:24, Reply)

Doesn't sound that interesting.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 11:24, Reply)

Perhaps not to a bachelor who already has access to a wide variety of women and their casseroles.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 11:26, Reply)

I think it is an interesting insight into the mind of the evil woman

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 11:29, Reply)