i went into an aldi just once, when i was about 21, looking for a pair of tights
they had boxes full of 50 cheap pairs, each thinner than an atom. or nothing.

fuck that. one decent pair of tights was all i wanted. fuck you, aldi. and fuucccccccck those pikey shoppers who are too cheap even to pay for carrier bags, so take up hours in the car park, loading in one can of beans at a time *fumes*
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 9:57, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

Yeah, I too would be surprised and annoyed that a cheap grocery supermarket didn't stock a vast range of high end hosiery

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 10:00, Reply)

Yeah, they didn't have any Cartier watches by the till either.
On the other hand I popped into the Harrods food hall the other day and they didn't have any cheap "orange juice based drink" only fresh hand squeezed Valencia orange juice. FUCK YOU HARRODS.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 10:06, Reply)

I had a similar problem in Fortnum and Mason when shopping for Herta frankfurters and Dairylea triangles

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 10:09, Reply)