People at work saying "can you help with" when they mean "please do my job for me".
Is it broken? If no, kindly fuck off to the training department.
( Kroney, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 16:57, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

'please advise'
"I don't even know enough about this to work out what I should be asking".
( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 17:00, Reply)

In my experience is more likely "I can't be bothered to think about it, do it for me."

( Kroney, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 17:04, Reply)

Sometimes it's too lazy to think, sometimes it's too thick.
The end result is usually similar, although lazy people are less likely to attempt something and fuck it up.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 17:05, Reply)

The worst is someone who thinks he knows what he's doing.
Then fucks it up, calls you up and argues with you because he can't accept that he doesn't know what he's talking about.
( Kroney, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 17:08, Reply)

They're the most dangerous.
I often don't really have a fucking clue what I'm doing but am aware of that.

At first I thought it was daunting but then realised most people are winging it as well.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 17:16, Reply)

Shut up and fix it IT monkey

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 17:23, Reply)

If it ain't broke, I ain't fixing nuffink.
Learn how to do your job.
( Kroney, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 17:24, Reply)

I don't wanna, it's hard

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 17:30, Reply)