I have a 5 year old laptop at home that the kids play with and even thats not slow. For two reasons.
1. When I bought it I bought something I knew would last
2. I'm not a techspaz with more zeros on their payslip than brain cells in their head.
( Peej, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 12:27, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I dunno, I definitely have found that the fault invariably lies with the inanimate object
and absolutely not with the know-nothing at the helm.
( Kroney, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 12:33, Reply)

I don't think I like your tone young man

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 12:36, Reply)

tech skills or zeros on a payslip..... hmmmmmm......... what would jesus choose?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 12:37, Reply)

See you can't even read
It was brain cells or zeros not tech skills. What good is your money and lawyering going to do in the forthcoming apocalypse? You're going to be eaten.
( Peej, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 12:41, Reply)

by an alpaca?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 12:45, Reply)

at least she's fat and tender

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 12:46, Reply)