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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Mrs Cow has a lovely habit of taking my keys and putting them down in the stupidest places

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 10:58, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
All my change disappears when I dump it on the little table with the rest of my stuff for some reason

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 11:00, Reply)
My wife has trained number child to collect change and put it into one of those sealed "piggy banks"
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 11:01, Reply)
Sometimes if I leave loads of it around swipes flat it magically reappears in one of my drawers

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 11:03, Reply)
Clever Lemmy

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 11:04, Reply)
Haha

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 11:08, Reply)
You should try that with your socks and pants.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 11:05, Reply)
I tried that, it gets put away, just in the wrong places which ruins the hassle free lifestyle I so desire

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 11:08, Reply)
If I try leaving stuff around I just get untargetted moans about how the place is untidy and then a big, sad gaze with doe eyes.
Fucking bitch. Guilt tripping me into tidying my own fucking pants. Fucking cheek.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 11:09, Reply)
i simply wear a new pair of pants and socks every day then throw them in the bin

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 11:10, Reply)
I really ought to have a valet but since the family money disappeared (I'm looking at you, great uncle Terence with your cards)
a chap has to look to the woman for his dress and toilet. Annoyingly she's one of those ghastly lower-mids that expects a chap to look to himself.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 11:12, Reply)
I got some new socks on Friday!!!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 11:16, Reply)
\o/

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 11:22, Reply)
I get new socks every week
I can't stand wearing socks more than a couple of times.
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 11:31, Reply) 

 wow
                         much luxury
  very sock
              such impressive
         how money

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 11:34, Reply)
deskllols

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 11:37, Reply)
This is what I do
Except it's not a pig, it's a pink beetle (car not insect)
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 11:24, Reply)
Perhaps Lemmy's buying tiny alcopops behind your back?

(Twangy Rubber, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 11:38, Reply)
He is a bit aggressive sometimes, maybe he's hungover

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 11:40, Reply)
How was the footy this weekend?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 11:01, Reply)
There was no football this weekend....

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 11:03, Reply)
still, at least it was a short hop home afterwards

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 11:06, Reply)

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