Welcome to the club of hate, Windy. Help yourself to a doughnut.
I am regularly horrified by the standard of driving on our roads. I'm not exactly perfect myself, but even so the things other people do astound me.
( Kroney, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 9:39, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

I drive around 30, 000 miles a year
Some of the stuff I see beggars belief.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 9:42, Reply)

The worst offenders seem to be, for all the talk of BMW and Audi drivers, those people in fucking great 4x4s.
Those things should be on a separate licence, I have seen very, very few people who've been able to handle one of those things properly.
( Kroney, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 9:47, Reply)

'...for all the talk of BMW and Audi drivers, those people in fucking great 4x4s.'
Yep, like Q7s and X5s
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 9:56, Reply)

What's the big porsche on called?
Those are almost all driven by loonies.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 23 Oct 2014, 9:58, Reply)

Cayenne
Based on the VW Touareg
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 9:59, Reply)

Cayenne (sp)

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 9:59, Reply)

The Range Rover Sport is a popular knobend car up here
Bought by people not quite well off enough to buy a proper RR and with a chip on their shoulders due to this
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 9:58, Reply)

Yes yes you all whine about them but what you fail to understand is 90% of the primary schools in the greater London area are up mountains.

( Peej, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 9:59, Reply)

You'd honestly think that the average mid-forties Richmond based mum had to negotiate through swaps to get to Waitrose, if you based your guess on car choice.

( Kroney, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 10:17, Reply)

Three main issues round here
1. Village idiots on souped-up chavmobiles hooning round country lanes
2. Henriettas in the 4x4 that Daddy bought them - driving while turned round talking to their friends in the back/texting/doing their makeup/all of the foregoing at the same time/

But the very very worst are...
3. Old decrepit half-blind fuckers who just drive out of junctions/across roundabouts/anyfuckingwhere with a look of terror on their face and zero awareness of their surroundings and an absolute inability to use indicators - or using them whenever they twitch the steering wheel.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 10:06, Reply)

3 additional:
Often in the souped up version of the car they should have i.e. v70 Volvo
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 10:08, Reply)

I watched a car cut across 4 lanes of fast traffic,
To get to the exit to the M4, only to slam her brakes on and narrowly miss smashing in the back of a police van sitting in the queue on the slip road. Then reverse a little and drive round the copper on the chevron markings.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 23 Oct 2014, 9:49, Reply)

I hope they pulled her

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 9:53, Reply)

Dunno, I was too busy talking on the phone doing 60 in the middle Lane to notice.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 23 Oct 2014, 9:59, Reply)

p c
( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 10:00, Reply)