^trying to justify eating a disappointing sandwich from the co-op.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 10:15, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

We've got a free restaurant at work.

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 10:32, Reply)

no
what you have is a shitty hot-light canteen on an industrial estate
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 10:33, Reply)

in Stoke?

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 10:33, Reply)

i do a lot of lease renewals, oppositions and landlord/tenant disputes in your part of the world
i've never once had to deal with a decent staff restaurant as part of the alterations/reinstatement, let's put it that way.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 10:36, Reply)

we own the building
Hot buffet, salad bar, theatre cooking, loads of cakes ... it's not Michelin starred shit but it's free and better than a fridge sandwich or a burger van
(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 10:43, Reply)

yeah..... i think i'll stick with the plethora of choice within 1 minute of my office
lebanese today. i fucking love a bit of lebanese action.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 10:47, Reply)

Red seal please

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 10:59, Reply)

[insert tediously long discussion of a self-styled Queen of English using a construction as clumsy as "the plethora of choice”]

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 11:06, Reply)

just trying to bend down to your level, sweetheart

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 11:22, Reply)

I miss working for oil companies with decent canteens.
There's something good about a canteen lasagne, especially the corner piece.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 10:36, Reply)

probably all those volatile chemicals they've absorbed from the petroleum works next door

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 10:37, Reply)

They tend to keep the office workers away from the coalface, so to speak.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 10:38, Reply)

Didn't someone (probably Gonz) once post a pic of a lasagne dish that was arranged so that everyone got maximum edges?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 23 Oct 2014, 10:45, Reply)

Was it swasitka shaped
That would give maximum edge
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 10:57, Reply)

definitely gonz
it was a stupid shaped baking tray kickstarter
(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 11:03, Reply)