well I'm certainly enjoying this Saturday morning drizzle.
Who wants to play Monopoly and drink milkshake in our pyjamas?
(old man river possible lesbian, Sat 1 Nov 2014, 8:55, 81 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

some of us have a social life
tidy up, hair/manicure, wedding.

enjoy your salty dribbly shake.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 1 Nov 2014, 9:02, Reply)

shut up, you drooping joy void

(old man river possible lesbian, Sat 1 Nov 2014, 9:06, Reply)

go and buy some viagara and give the gyppo a treat

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 1 Nov 2014, 9:26, Reply)

I should have a massive hangover.
But I don't. Strange.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 1 Nov 2014, 10:34, Reply)

prolly still pissed
only way to be sure is to drive your car into a bus stop and get a free breathalyser
(old man river possible lesbian, Sat 1 Nov 2014, 10:36, Reply)

UK Storage Hunters is fucking shit.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 1 Nov 2014, 11:19, Reply)

I just cleared some room in a shed to put summer stuff away
I can stick a video on YouTube if you want. I've got an immersion pump, a sand pit, and some kind of building bracket thing going spare. 50 pence the lot.
(old man river possible lesbian, Sat 1 Nov 2014, 11:53, Reply)

Sunny and mild here
Just got back from picking up the latest addition to the burgeoning guitar collection - a Giannini Craviola. With a little work it will be an awesome guitar.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sat 1 Nov 2014, 12:13, Reply)

best mid fielder Coventry ever had

(old man river possible lesbian, Sat 1 Nov 2014, 12:15, Reply)

I take it this is a kickball reference?

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sat 1 Nov 2014, 12:46, Reply)

I've no idea.

(old man river possible lesbian, Sat 1 Nov 2014, 13:17, Reply)

Afternoon, I've just got up. Wassappen?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 1 Nov 2014, 12:39, Reply)

alright, sex offenders

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 1 Nov 2014, 14:03, Reply)

wotcha I'm in sunny Tenby
It's so bloody windy here and seagulls have surgically stricked the car at least three times in between my booking into hotel and getting the bags out of the boot, I've also seen Montys Welsh doppelganger.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 1 Nov 2014, 15:37, Reply)

Alright hare, what you doing there?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 1 Nov 2014, 15:41, Reply)

mainly avoiding Cavy.... no just decided to get away for the weekend, i like south wales
Great scenery, lots of castles and reasonable prices
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 1 Nov 2014, 15:53, Reply)

South Wales is shit and for cunts, you'll fit right in

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 1 Nov 2014, 15:57, Reply)

I fitted right in YM although it was like the goldilocks story
I had to try three holes till I found one that was just right
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 1 Nov 2014, 16:02, Reply)

micropenises can be hard to satisfy

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 1 Nov 2014, 16:02, Reply)

yeah, Battered and Dozer said she was alright and all

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 1 Nov 2014, 16:11, Reply)

Oi!

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 1 Nov 2014, 18:20, Reply)

Don't the nostrils count as holes?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 1 Nov 2014, 16:07, Reply)

every pore's a score

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 1 Nov 2014, 16:17, Reply)

Midlife crisis still going good? I've bought the bike, just need a meaningless affair :)

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 1 Nov 2014, 16:23, Reply)

try a woman for a change

(old man river possible lesbian, Sat 1 Nov 2014, 16:39, Reply)

i thought about getting a bike, then I realised I wasn't a complete prick

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 1 Nov 2014, 16:39, Reply)

Bikes are cool,mthe Fonz has one after all.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 1 Nov 2014, 16:49, Reply)

the Fonz hangs around in a toilet with high school kids
just saying like
(old man river possible lesbian, Sat 1 Nov 2014, 17:09, Reply)

I had a few months of fun with a lass who was brought up in Tenby.
When we went there I realised why she found me attractive - anything is better than growing up in Tenby.

Lovely beach though.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 1 Nov 2014, 17:25, Reply)

Bristol City won again.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 1 Nov 2014, 17:51, Reply)

Is the apocalypse coming?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 1 Nov 2014, 17:55, Reply)

Don't think so.
I didn't invite them.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 1 Nov 2014, 17:58, Reply)

Bit awkward then
Off out ce soir?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 1 Nov 2014, 18:01, Reply)

Doesn't look that way.
Er Indoors is feeling a bit pooly, I might go to the pub for an hour and come back with some food.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 1 Nov 2014, 18:06, Reply)

Have a flutter?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 1 Nov 2014, 18:16, Reply)

Yeah. No joy today.
You?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 1 Nov 2014, 18:19, Reply)

I didn't, I'll have a few quid on the derby tomorrow.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 1 Nov 2014, 18:21, Reply)

What is your prediction?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 1 Nov 2014, 18:30, Reply)

I'll leave it till tomorrow, have a bit of a read up, derbies are always awkward.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 1 Nov 2014, 18:48, Reply)