Oh boy I hope they have tinsel in New York where I'm going later!!!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 9:40, 4 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I was just saying how I hope a lion doesn't eat your shoes.

( Kroney, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 9:41, Reply)

Oh thanks!!! I hope they don't get stolen by a black mugger!!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 9:42, Reply)

I want you to take a picture for me of an American "rapper".
You should be able to identify them by the clocks around their necks.
( Kroney, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 10:03, Reply)

What time do you leave for the airport?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 9:41, Reply)

Half three, aaaaaaages innit

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 9:42, Reply)

It really is
Go to the pub
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 10:02, Reply)

I have stuff to do first, but it's in the plan

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 10:09, Reply)

Are you going to New York
How odd I would have thought you would have mentioned this before now. You should go to the Friends building and then spit off the Empire State Building
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 9:43, Reply)

I'm going to spit at the friends building and throw myself off the Empire State

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 9:44, Reply)

I hope it doesnt smell to bad
Just think if you had carried on smoking like a real man your sense of smell would still be ruined and it would be much nicer
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 9:49, Reply)

^jelly of my nostrilz

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 9:51, Reply)

^ Jelly of me being a real man
Coughing is well sexy
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 9:54, Reply)

They don't call it Tinsle Town for nuffink !
Unless that's some other place.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 9:51, Reply)

It might be 3000 miles from NY but who's counting eh?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 9:53, Reply)

The Proclaimers tried to recapture their early success

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 9:54, Reply)

Oh, whoops, oh well, at least it got me to google and find this place, which looks alright
www.tinseltown.co.uk/menu-burgers.php
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 10:46, Reply)

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