Evening all
A place for us to bide this evening.


(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 18:07, 110 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

This is for all the people
who can't attend the bash? :(
( SuperWeasel slightly better than the average weasel, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 18:08, Reply)

Yeah? Well
I have some M&S Custard. AND I'M NOT SHARING.
( SuperWeasel slightly better than the average weasel, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 18:10, Reply)

Aww, al
You kind, kind man, rubbing it in like that.

*enjoys*

I'm just back from my new flat in Glasgow. The internet was reading 6.5mb, which made me pretty happy.

Much interesting been happening today?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 18:12, Reply)

Well
they turned on the end of the world machine.

/hide

@Al:

I am new indeed! Hello!
It's a pleasure to make your acquaintance. I was only joking about not sharing, I'm all for spreading the love. However the distance between us (me being in Slough and you being in London) somewhat precludes me from sharing with you.

Rest assured though, should I ever meet you in person, and should I ever have Custard with me at the time, I will share.
( SuperWeasel slightly better than the average weasel, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 18:13, Reply)

Evening
Tidings of joy to all. What's the plan for tonight then?
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 18:32, Reply)

Today I did my first days work in 7 weeks
And more to the point it was my first day 'going solo' as a teacher.

No one died.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Wed 10 Sep 2008, 18:33, Reply)

Teaching?
You brave soul you...

I swear after a while I'd just want to whack one of the kids for mouthing back for the millionth time.
( SuperWeasel slightly better than the average weasel, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 18:39, Reply)

Evening all
here's another sad sack not going to the ball tonight ....

Mrs 'bin - fabby! No one died? Excellent!

I had a very boring day at work. No one died and no one was rude to me on the phone.
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Wed 10 Sep 2008, 18:50, Reply)

Hi Folks
Bah! I want to be at the bash.

It's a gone a bit quiet. Anyone still about?
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 19:05, Reply)

BK
I'm still here, just playin' the blues. /strum
( SuperWeasel slightly better than the average weasel, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 19:06, Reply)

Still here, BK & weasel
but not for long. If I disappear, it's cos my bloody internet has gone again!
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Wed 10 Sep 2008, 19:09, Reply)

Evening Weasel
I've got a lasagne in the oven.
It's comfort food:)

*edit*
Hey TWW *hug*
How's things in my homeland?
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 19:09, Reply)

Aaaah BK
your famous lasagne.

We had comfort food today - sausage casserole and potato croquettes. Auntie Betty's croquette's to be exact. Scrummy!
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Wed 10 Sep 2008, 19:13, Reply)

Ooh
Sounds lovely.
Ten minutes til mine is ready! I'm starving.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 19:15, Reply)

Hello non bashers.
@BK - Just remember that when you hit 40 all that lasagne will strike back and you'll have a lasagne belly.

Mmmm! M&S custard. *drools*
( girlinthehole, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 19:20, Reply)

Hooray!
Company!

Has anyone here heard Lenny by Stevie Ray Vaughan?
Trying to play it makes me feel so clumsy...
( SuperWeasel slightly better than the average weasel, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 19:23, Reply)

@BGB
Afraid a culmination of lasagne, ale, everything bad which you can eat/drink/absorb by osmosis has already produced a belly worthy of an 80's darts player.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 19:24, Reply)

@BGB
Heh, probably. I haven't had one in a couple of weeks, though.
It smell so bloody good!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 19:25, Reply)

@SW
I'm getting into blues music at the moment. Bought some compilation albums to get me going and decide which artists albums I want to get. I've listened to some of Stevie Ray's stuff given to me by The Resident Loon.
( girlinthehole, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 19:26, Reply)

@SuperWeasel
My mate's a good blues guitarist.
We wrote a tragic song about having no socks.
Then a did a twangy bit on a banjitar.

He had had a lot of cider and MDMA by that point in the evening though.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 19:29, Reply)

@BGB
I strongly suggest more Stevie Ray, he's brilliant

Also, there's a guy called John Mayer, if you've heard of him? He started out quite acoustic/poppy, but now has taken a bluesy turn; try his newest album Continuum, it's a nice blues/mainstream fusion.

but yeah, it's all incredibly difficult stuff and my being able to play it should make me some kind of demi-god in your eyes. :P

@BK: I once wrote a song about my armchair being occupied as a GCSE Music project. It was the most harrowing blues ever known to man. The only way it could possibly have been better would be if it was sung by an old black man in an old black suit.

I hope we're all well this fine eve. Has anyone any exciting plans for tonight or the rest of the week?
( SuperWeasel slightly better than the average weasel, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 19:33, Reply)

'NING!
anyone here?
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 19:36, Reply)

@Weasel
Not really - having a day off to veg out tomorrow.
Need a wee break.

*edit* Hey Tulip!
*smooch*

How's your extrmely fine self this evening?
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 19:36, Reply)

Gird your loins folks.
Tulip is here.

@SW - Saturday I help my sister move into her halls of residance at Leeds for her first year at uni.

*excites*

I think I'm more excited then she is to be honest.
( girlinthehole, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 19:37, Reply)

Woo!
I start Uni soon too. Halls is totally the place to be.
( SuperWeasel slightly better than the average weasel, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 19:40, Reply)

hello BK, Miss Blouse!
*smooches*

I'm feeling a bit crap really.

*wants hugs*
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 19:40, Reply)

@BGB
In Leeds? This Saturday?
What Halls is it. I live round the corner from the Old Breweries Halls in Kirkstall.

*huuuge hug* for Tulip.
What's the matter?
Have a kitten!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 19:41, Reply)

@SW
She's already made loads of friends via the facebook site for the halls.

Gee! in my day we were all alone till we plucked up the courage to speak to someone in class next to us.

@BK - I think they're called Opal?
( girlinthehole, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 19:41, Reply)

@BGB
Hmm. Don't think I know those.
Are they in the city centre?
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 19:44, Reply)

@BGB
Facebook? Pah!

I'm going to be a terrified fresher and i'll love it. Any advice? The best I've had so far is "Take a camera, so you remember what the hell you did"
( SuperWeasel slightly better than the average weasel, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 19:45, Reply)

ah, uni
it's ace. halls ftw.

ta for the hug Boss. I'm fine really, I've been on the cusp of a migraine all frickin day instead of it just happening and then fucking off like it usually does.

edit@ SuperWeasel - good evening, I don't think we've talked before *shakes hands*

erm, advice on starting uni? um... don't keep dairy products in a plastic bag outside your window in the winter in an effort to avoid having them nicked from the communal fridge. they'll get nibbled by squirrels.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 19:47, Reply)

@BK
Just rang her. She doesn't know what area it is but that it's on Burley Road.

Edit - *hugs* for Tulip

When I went to polytechnic I stayed in this couple's house for the first year. He was away all week and only came back at the weekends. It was nice enough but I should have gone into halls really. Still I met my future best mate in class the first day and we've never looked back.
( girlinthehole, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 19:48, Reply)

@Tulip
Evening, it's a pleasure to meet you
/tips hat

I see. What is the likelihood of my food getting nicked? I'm a hungry young man, and would hate to be caught short.
( SuperWeasel slightly better than the average weasel, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 19:52, Reply)

@Weasel
a pleasure to make your acquaintance young sir.

hmm, likelihood of food being nicked?

High, especially if you have nice food. Or evn if you have written on and made little marks to denote how much milk is in there.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 19:55, Reply)

The bastards!
I'll have to spike every 3rd slice of bread with Arsenic then. Desperate times, et cetera.
( SuperWeasel slightly better than the average weasel, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 19:56, Reply)

of course, if you're feeling a bit flush
you could buy a mini fridge and keep it in your room.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 20:05, Reply)

@BGB
Oh, the new ones!
They're quite swish, them.
Not far from me at all really.

*ediy* @Tulip

That sucks. I used to get really bad migraines
*further huggage*
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 20:06, Reply)

@BK
Yes they are quite swish. Spoilt rotten that girl is.

She was talking about what cleaning products she will have to buy and I was in hysterics. She has never had to clean anything in her life.
( girlinthehole, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 20:10, Reply)

Bless!
She'll learn soon enough.
Having said that, I was dusting the living room the other day and was about to do the telly when I realised I was using oven cleaner.
Woops!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 20:15, Reply)

Evening Y'all
I am drinking "Super Cock Passion Juice Scrumpy Cider"

It does not taste good :(
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 20:18, Reply)

@BGB
Was it you yesterday who asked me about the Pension/Underpants dilemma?

...How can someone not know how to clean in this day and age? I blame the media.

@GB: Good evening. I've never heard of that Cider before. Must be from deepest darkest Somerset. I hear they eat their own young there.
( SuperWeasel slightly better than the average weasel, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 20:18, Reply)

Hey SW
It's from the Isle of Wight
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 20:20, Reply)

It could be worse Miss Badger
It could be GIGANTACOCK Passion Juice Scrumpy Cider.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 20:21, Reply)

Outstanding, everyone loves the IOW
Dear HSH threadgoers,

What should I have for dinner tonight?

Love,
SW
( SuperWeasel slightly better than the average weasel, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 20:21, Reply)

I think the name is already bad enough BK
:p

I also have "Rumpy Pumpy Scrumpy"
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 20:22, Reply)

blimey
I just read super giant cock cider and nearly spat icy water all over my keyboard!

edit@ SW - well, you could have what I had, which is fishy parcels of fun from the bury of sains?
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 20:22, Reply)

@SW
She can clean, she just has never had to. My mum is very fussy and she has a cleaning lady. My sister is a good kid just spoilt.
( girlinthehole, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 20:22, Reply)

@ Blouse
If I had the money, I would get a lovely handsome cleaning man.

And make him wear a kilt whilst he cleaned my house.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 20:25, Reply)

Ah I see
Fishy Parcels sound fun, but alack and alas, Sainsburys is far and I have no petrol whatsoever. I'm going to have to make do.

I'll probably just end up making an omlette because it's a 0 effort dish.

I want a cleaning lady :(
/cleans manually
( SuperWeasel slightly better than the average weasel, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 20:28, Reply)

evening, sweet OT folks
somewhat of a milestone here.

stats board for my Flickr account on which I host all bash pics

I've been to - and taken pics in - 13 b3ta bashes in the last . The London QOTW bash fielded 15,000 picture view requests on my Flickr account, taking it past 100,000 mark. You handsome devils and sexy broads, you :-) /talk might take the piss but folks just love looking at you up close and personal!

Hi BGB by the way ;-)
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Wed 10 Sep 2008, 20:28, Reply)

RWH
Did I read somewhere you resided in Coventry?

And *pulls party poppers* Woo!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 20:30, Reply)

@ Tulip
Ok, so next time I'm in Scotland, the shopping list now reads

Cake
Struggling bag of kittens
a kilt
(may be struggling with the handsome man:P)
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 20:35, Reply)

@MR Hat
I'm not surprised. We are a very attractive bunch of panderers and wobblers aren't we.
( girlinthehole, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 20:35, Reply)

Wotcha
How is everyone? Today I got punched by a drunk man on the way to meet a friend for a post work drink.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 20:36, Reply)

Evenin'
Just to re-cap, I got my draft job-offer e-mail today. Still haven't decided when I'm going to start.

EDIT: @Zap: Was it aimed at you or just random? Hope he was too drunk to hit properly.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 20:42, Reply)

@Zap
Nothing too serious I hope?

Did you chin him back?
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 20:43, Reply)

@ Boss
I've seen your profile pic, I daresay you'll cope ;P

Right, I'm off home to nom some pills and go to sleep. I have a day off tomorrow, woo!

I'll spend it in bed thinking of you lot.

night!

*snogs*
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 20:43, Reply)

@Spakkaman
Congratulations. Enjoy the rest of your time off while you can.

@Zapiola - you were in the wrong place at the wrong time I take it?

Night tulip....think of me : )
( girlinthehole, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 20:44, Reply)

'night Tulip
I'll try and tap into the b3ta dream-conciousness.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 20:44, Reply)

*snogs for Tulip*
Nighty Night!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 20:46, Reply)

@Spak & Boss
Random... there was a bunch of drunk tramps outside the co-op, I walk past minding my own business, one takes a swing and hits me on the shoulder then his mates pull him away. Meh. I've spoken to them before - the guy who hit me has had several long conversations about books with me. He's a nice guy, just a drunk and a heroin addict. Not really much point in responding really.

I see we are all still alive... hmm.. odd. Thats not what the Sun said might happen.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 20:47, Reply)

Ms BGB
I wish I could get to meet Loon though, but I'm all awa' seein' ma bairn.

(In Cornwall).

Grammar Badger, for yes I am currently Coventarian (well, ahve been for years now).

Howdy lass :-)
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Wed 10 Sep 2008, 20:48, Reply)

Seeing as I've been a away a bit
I may have missed this, but am I to understand that Mr. Loon is visiting the UK?
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 20:49, Reply)

@Mr Hat
Ah well, at least you'll be having fun with the sprog. I've been seeing her photoshop skills you've posted on the main board now and then. I see she has your sense of humour.
( girlinthehole, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 20:50, Reply)

Mr. TRL
will be coming to the September 25th London bash.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 20:57, Reply)

*waves at RWH*
Cool well if you are about Saturday and bored feel free to pop in to Leamington to see the crazy Leam B3tans (and one from Stratford, one from Warwick and a couple other Cov-ers :P) :p
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 20:57, Reply)

@Spak
Hmm... I may have to see if I can make it down to that one
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 21:01, Reply)

@Zapiola
Get your name down....you know you want to : )
( girlinthehole, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 21:02, Reply)

At Ms Blouse
I'm developing her. She's not going to be a super-popular-girl in her year (overdoing make-up, getting frisky with boys early, mastering fluttering eyelash 'Oh you boys are so Big and so Strong') so I'm not worried that she might go down the Goth/Rock route (as if I hadn't encouraged it but held back on positive force to let her make up her own mind)

I like GothRockers. They are supportive, non judgemental and blind to aesthetic entry requirements to their association. Whilst I hope that my girl will grow up to become a stunna (as any dad does, you hope they'll do better than you did), I prefer more for her to be an open-minded lovely person. Who may also as well be a pretty lass.

her art is copying of mine out of impressedness, but it has its own content which I may polish occasionally buit it's always 95% hers.

:-)

@ the grammar badger, I have to go account for the last 12 motnhs to the taxman so I need my dad to counterbalance my job skillz with his knowledge of accounting. But I would be extra-impressed should you choose to come up to Cov in November for my bash, and in-between, why not just for a chat and a pint with the other local b3tans :-)
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Wed 10 Sep 2008, 21:02, Reply)

@Mr Hat
I'm pretty sure that under your guidance she will be both interesting and popular : )
( girlinthehole, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 21:05, Reply)

Ms BGB
thank you for your sweet remarks :-)

I might be about to fall offline to go to bed early but give my good regards to Da Loon (not the pancake tolls available in chip shops) and pass on my regardz, innit? or his engineering skillz and a mind dat can concieve BIG BANGZ lol.

Night petal x
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Wed 10 Sep 2008, 21:13, Reply)

Night Mr Hat
And night everyone else hiding.
( girlinthehole, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 21:19, Reply)

/emerges from hiding
Sorry, was having dinner.

'Sup people?
( SuperWeasel slightly better than the average weasel, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 21:21, Reply)

Night BGB
'Sup Weasel.
Watching The Science of Sleep. Top film!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 21:24, Reply)

Evening all!
How are we doing? I had a most disappointing meal, my steak from Sainsburys was off.

Oh well, currently plugging the gap with beer.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 21:24, Reply)

Not Super Cock Passion Juice?
I am so keeping this bottle :D
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 21:28, Reply)

@GB
Pictures, please.

It would amuse us on this cold and miserable 'eve
( SuperWeasel slightly better than the average weasel, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 21:30, Reply)

Evening all
The PenguinofDeath returns!

I don't know where from actually. Where have the last three hours gone?

How are we all?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 21:36, Reply)

evening
how's everyone?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 21:36, Reply)

As requested...

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 21:38, Reply)

Sweet Merciful Lord
That's off the chain! Who names a cider that? Honestly.

What next?

(there's an interesting image challenge: mad beverage names. Answers in on a postcard folks)
( SuperWeasel slightly better than the average weasel, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 21:40, Reply)

Evenin' newcomers
@POD: Maybe the 3 hours got sucked into a mini black-hole (you know, temporal dialtion and all that).

@TGB: From the bottle's name and the cropped top, I am starting to make guesses about what the bottle-neck looks like.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 21:43, Reply)

It has a normal bottle neck I'm afraid Spakka :p
It tastes like shit though. This "Rumpy Pumpy" isn't much better :(


( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 21:51, Reply)

Why
Do you have all this dodgy sounding cider, Miss Badger?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 21:54, Reply)

My mum gave it to me!
Because she doesn't like Cider. But I am starting to think she is trying to put me off the stuff too....
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 21:55, Reply)

I like cider
I haven't had any in a while.

Can I have some rumpy pumpy please?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 21:59, Reply)

You could never
put me off cider. Although I didn't feel too clever this morning after seven pints last night.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 22:02, Reply)

This stuff is really bad
I don't know if I can continue to drink it!

It's bad rumpy pumpy PoD, I don't like to offer inferior products :p
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 22:13, Reply)

The phrase
'It's bad Rumpy Pumpy' just made me laugh quite a lot. Laugh like an idiot.

Go my stupid mind!

edits - How are you, my dear Badger?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 22:19, Reply)

@PoD
Made me chuckle too:)
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 22:22, Reply)

*tips hat*
I aim to provide amusement ;)

I am very well thanks :) Bit tired but the week is trundling along and Friday is but a day away (yippee)

How are your good selves?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 22:26, Reply)

Not bad, me dear!
Still hungover from last night, but otherwise ok:)
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 22:31, Reply)

TGB
don't forget Bashage on Saturday! I'm playing Rugby beforehand so I'll be battered :D
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 22:34, Reply)

I am good Miss Badger
I got stuff taken up to my flat today, and got the internet working, my tv and consoles set up, and my drumkit set up, so that is good. It's going to be a hilarious flat to live in. Can't wait.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 22:35, Reply)

How could I forget the bash?!
It's the only thing getting me through the week :p

PoD glad to hear you have your priorities sorted ;)
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 22:40, Reply)

It's gone quiet
Very quiet. Anyone still around?
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 23:29, Reply)

I'm here

( SuperWeasel slightly better than the average weasel, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 23:30, Reply)

.
Doing much apart from b3ta?

I'm thinking about posting an entry to this week's image challenge.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 23:45, Reply)

Just playing the Guitar
what's your idea for images challenge?
( SuperWeasel slightly better than the average weasel, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 23:49, Reply)

I've posted it
www.b3ta.com/board/8730636

Suprisingly, I seem to be getting positive comments. Posting something on /board is a bit of a gamble.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 0:07, Reply)

Nice picture Spak
Although your sig...
*shrugs*
Hard-on collider...
Just makes me think of gay frottage.
( Cawl, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 0:16, Reply)

Kaol
Where have you been hiding?
( SuperWeasel slightly better than the average weasel, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 0:19, Reply)

In a pub
In London.
With a bunch of QOTW-ers.
( Cawl, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 0:21, Reply)

Greetings Kaol
Anything to report from the bash?
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 0:31, Reply)

Not much
T'was a quiet drink really.

Captain V has sexy hair.

I left at ten, as it's a long way back here.

I had a nice time.

Subjects covered included:

Being forced to give oral sex to a paedophile with an orange penis.

Syphilis.

Bone chapels.

This weeks QOTW.

That's about it.
( Cawl, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 0:36, Reply)

Paedos
Eat Wotsits.
Then masturbate to Grange Hill.
Thus the orange penises.
( Cawl, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 0:40, Reply)

You're fine
You post on b3ta.

*coughs*
( Cawl, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 0:43, Reply)