Selling them watered down ale again *taps nose*

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 17:03, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

No, don't smoke in the doorway.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 17:05, Reply)

What's your view on snorting in the toilets?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 17:06, Reply)

Normally over the top of the cubicle

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 17:06, Reply)

I must gaz that one to mince

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 17:07, Reply)

Discreet.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 17:07, Reply)

This is gay slang innit

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 17:06, Reply)

Isn't everything?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 17:07, Reply)

I hope so

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 17:08, Reply)

Compromise.
Tell then they CAN smoke in the doorway, if before they go for a fag they annouce to the pub....

'Tonight Matthew, I'm going to be......' and whilst they are having a fag, they need to transform in to some 80s has-been before coming back in and doing a song.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 17:08, Reply)

I feel that I must answer for the bent spastic.
Karaoke is shit and for benders
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 17:18, Reply)

Which is why he should have it in his pub.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 17:19, Reply)

Is karaoke still in with the cool kids?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 17:28, Reply)