Now the night draw in that little faster here’s an “Early Good Evening” thread.
Alt: My day has been shit, I’ve almost come to blows with somebody, had every needy prick in the world on the phone and almost spun out on a roundabout so…..
Day from hell….come on then tell us all about your day from hell.

Alt:alt: Did anyone get burnt by a sparkler last night? Or any other tragic bonfire tales.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 16:56, 98 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

( broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 17:00, Reply)

Bless you Broady
But it needs MOAR breasts
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 17:01, Reply)

i like breasts

( broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 17:03, Reply)

I have the pleasure of foundling a really nice pair most nights

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 17:05, Reply)

But enough about my moobs

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 17:05, Reply)

( broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 17:08, Reply)

Have you thought of a career in PS?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 17:13, Reply)

I'm pretty good at this shit, I reckon I could put tits on anything

( broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 17:16, Reply)

YEA.....It's even better than BDCs

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 17:30, Reply)

Ym does have a fine rack tbh.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 17:06, Reply)

The iron maidens alright and all

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 17:07, Reply)

I like Saxon.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 17:08, Reply)

^Rise of Cnut ^

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 17:09, Reply)

Braw
D'Sword.
(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 17:17, Reply)

alright old man river

( broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 17:20, Reply)

howdo

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 17:32, Reply)

Alright hare, it's not been too bad, apparently I've pissed some locals off, but I can live with that.
There be grumbling abouts...
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 17:02, Reply)

Selling them watered down ale again *taps nose*

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 17:03, Reply)

No, don't smoke in the doorway.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 17:05, Reply)

What's your view on snorting in the toilets?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 17:06, Reply)

Normally over the top of the cubicle

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 17:06, Reply)

I must gaz that one to mince

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 17:07, Reply)

Discreet.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 17:07, Reply)

This is gay slang innit

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 17:06, Reply)

Isn't everything?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 17:07, Reply)

I hope so

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 17:08, Reply)

Compromise.
Tell then they CAN smoke in the doorway, if before they go for a fag they annouce to the pub....

'Tonight Matthew, I'm going to be......' and whilst they are having a fag, they need to transform in to some 80s has-been before coming back in and doing a song.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 17:08, Reply)

I feel that I must answer for the bent spastic.
Karaoke is shit and for benders
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 17:18, Reply)

Which is why he should have it in his pub.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 17:19, Reply)

Is karaoke still in with the cool kids?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 17:28, Reply)

Good evening.

(Good evening Good evening, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 17:08, Reply)

Flatland by Objekt

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 17:15, Reply)

Mines been OK. fucking boring but OK.
I didnt go to any fireworks things but I did get off the bus 5 stops early due to the crowds from the Platt fields Park display, then huffed my way through an overly busy Sainsburys like an old man.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 17:32, Reply)

Exercise for the day?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 17:34, Reply)

Checking out arse no doubt

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 17:34, Reply)

*bends*

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 17:36, Reply)

I actually was.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 17:49, Reply)

My day has been absolutely fine thanks

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 17:34, Reply)

Not for the poor cunts around you it aint.
Hiya Nakkie poos, missed you long time
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 17:35, Reply)

Yer it's shit without me

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 17:37, Reply)

This is why you're the best on here

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 17:39, Reply)

TGGI^

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 17:42, Reply)

You are rather swoony.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 17:47, Reply)

Just call me George

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 17:50, Reply)

Just call me George

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 17:50, Reply)

Can I be Zippy?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 17:52, Reply)

*Bungles*

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 17:52, Reply)

*rod jane and freddys*

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 17:55, Reply)

Bet you'd have loved a bit of rod's rainbow

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 17:57, Reply)

nah they were all vile.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 18:00, Reply)

They would have forgiven your hairy ginger shoulders

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 18:06, Reply)

There is not one red hair on my body.
No matter how *hard* you zoom over my pics.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 18:11, Reply)

He does more than just zoom over your Pics. just saying.

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 18:13, Reply)

That was implied

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 18:28, Reply)

Yeah I thought I would spell it out for Nakers

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 18:30, Reply)

Bet Jane was a filthhound.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 18:01, Reply)

He was.

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 18:11, Reply)