I saw a child chewing gum with his mouth open.
I punched him, dragged him out of public view, and punched him and kicked him repeatedly. I realised I had gone too far when he stopped breathing, so I took his trousers off, stuck a pound coin up his arse and hid him behind some bins. When I came back at 3:00am to check on him, he was still there, so I dragged him to the nearby canal and slung him in.

Before the pedants intervene: I know it doesn't count as rage, as it was entirely justified.
( Muns, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 11:02, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

I blame the parents.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 11:06, Reply)

Let's be honest
The kid was probably his own grandfather.
( Muns, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 11:09, Reply)

A good deed if ever there was one

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 11:09, Reply)