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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I asked not to smoke in the doorway, they got annoyed. I got a few 72s free of a smooth, as a free sample they went mental, only cask... ffs
( , Fri 7 Nov 2014, 19:49, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Is it very very near the bar area? Could you build a replica doorway in the smoking area?
( , Fri 7 Nov 2014, 19:50, Reply)

why is it important to the locals to smoke there? Or are they just 'sticking it to the man' in this scenario you.
( , Fri 7 Nov 2014, 19:53, Reply)

run a gauntlet of loud fat cockneys smoking in the doorway. It is very very off-putting.
( , Fri 7 Nov 2014, 19:57, Reply)

You'll gain their respect and become their leader.
( , Fri 7 Nov 2014, 20:05, Reply)

they're the last pygmy tribe of Europe
( , Fri 7 Nov 2014, 20:07, Reply)

I'm not sure they exist outside of 70s crime TV shows.
( , Fri 7 Nov 2014, 20:08, Reply)

laaahndonish. I think it's something to do with being in a trade. You have to talk like that otherwise everyone you work with feels alienated and can't connect with you on an emotional level. Like about football an' that.
( , Fri 7 Nov 2014, 22:31, Reply)

Bloody hell.
I'd not worry about it really, in my experience regulars love a moan, but they rarely go elsewhere.
Smoking in the doorway is a big no no though, really off putting for people.
( , Fri 7 Nov 2014, 20:04, Reply)

( , Fri 7 Nov 2014, 20:09, Reply)

Also, it's your business now, you're not going to build it by pandering to some grumpy smokers. Always do what's best for the pub. Sometimes you've got to upset people to get on.
( , Fri 7 Nov 2014, 20:12, Reply)

wait until there's just one there and storm out and bar them.
Similar but less chance of being punched back.
( , Fri 7 Nov 2014, 20:32, Reply)
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