Angel Lust
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_erection

A death erection, angel lust, or terminal erection[1] is a post-mortem erection, technically a priapism, observed in the corpses of men who have been executed, particularly by hanging.[2]

Ever tried auto-erotic asphyxiation?

Alt: Press "Random Article" on wikipedia a few times and post the best. Beat's silence, dunnit?
AltALt: What did you have for lunch? I had a gammon butty.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 15:56, 44 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Jerry D'Amigo
Jerry Vincent D'Amigo (born February 19, 1991) is an American ice hockey right winger. He is currently playing for the Springfield Falcons of the American Hockey League (NHL). D'Amigo was drafted by the Toronto Maple Leafs in the 6th round (158th overall) of the 2009 NHL Entry Draft.
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Västra Torup
Västra Torup is a village situated in Hässleholm Municipality, Skåne County, Sweden with 198 inhabitants in 2010[2] down from 210 in 2005,[1] Västra Torup is no longer classified as an urban area by Statistics Sweden.[3]
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Seung-Hui Cho
Seung-Hui Cho[2] (/sʌŋ hiː tʃoʊ/;) (January 18, 1984 – April 16, 2007) was a South Korean mass murderer who killed 32 people and wounded 17 others on April 16, 2007, at Virginia Polytechnic Institute and State University in Blacksburg, Virginia.[3] An additional six people were injured jumping from windows to escape.[4] He was a senior-level undergraduate student at the university. The shooting rampage came to be known as the Virginia Tech shooting.[5][6] Cho committed suicide after police breached the doors of the building where the majority of the shooting had taken place. His body is buried in Fairfax, Virginia.
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Mehdiabad, Azadshahr
Mehdiabad (Persian: مهدي آباد‎, also Romanized as Mehdīābād and Mahdīābād)[1] is a village in Cheshmeh Saran Rural District, Cheshmeh Saran District, Azadshahr County, Golestan Province, Iran. At the 2006 census, its population was 127, in 37 families.[2]
(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 16:02, Reply)

yeah ok Random Article on Wikipedia is pretty shit
try Random Article on Urban Dictionary or something.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 16:03, Reply)

Chevron
A chevron (also spelled cheveron, especially in older documents) is a V-shaped pattern. The word is usually used in reference to a kind of fret in architecture, or to a badge or insignia used in military or police uniforms to indicate rank or length of service, or in heraldry and the designs of flags (see flag terminology). The symbol is also used on highway signs to guide drivers around curves.
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Ulviyya Hamzayeva
Ulviyya Hamzayeva (born 1982) is a painter from Azerbaijan.
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Mecyclothorax lisae
Mecyclothorax lisae is a species of ground beetle in the subfamily Psydrinae.[1] It was described by Liebherr in 2006.[1]
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Birla Industrial & Technological Museum
Birla Industrial & Technological Museum (BITM), a unit under National Council of Science Museums [NCSM], Ministry of Culture, Government of India, is at Gurusaday Road, Kolkata.
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The Gravel Walk
The Gravel Walk is a 1997 album by Tempest.[2]
(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 16:05, Reply)

No.
alt. They were all boring.
altalt. Chicken curry soup
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 16:16, Reply)

alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 16:20, Reply)

So Meatsnake goes on holiday and suddenly none of you cunts have anything to talk about.
I don't know who this reflects worse on. I've never been happy to have lots of work to do before now.
( Kroney, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 16:42, Reply)

bent

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 16:47, Reply)

youn!

( Kroney, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 16:51, Reply)

If you hadn't stomped a perfectly good thread with questions earlier, we wouldn't be in this mess.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 16:50, Reply)

Nobody replied to either of them.
This place is 98% Meatsnake posts, apparently.
( Kroney, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 16:53, Reply)

Meaty

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 16:55, Reply)

The past couple of days look a bit shit here really.
Just saying.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 17:14, Reply)

Any more blooblooing about the pub to entertain us with?

( Kroney, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 17:16, Reply)

I've managed to lose a punter by calling him a moaning prick.
His early doors two pints will be sorely missed.
Other than that, no.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 17:18, Reply)

Your customer service skills could do with polishing up.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 17:20, Reply)

He is a moaning prick jay.
For two pints a day, it's not worth it mate.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 17:24, Reply)

The amount of drivel I had to listen to on a daily basis when I worked the day shift
Some of these old soaks are just lonely.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 17:25, Reply)

THANK GOD YOU'RE HERE BLANDMAN!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 17:16, Reply)

NU FRED JUST SAYING

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 17:26, Reply)