I've done pretty stupid stuff in my time,
Trying to artfully leap down off the stage after a gig knstewdinstead using the steps I knocked myself out and buy a huge dent in my very nice bass.

Alt: I've learned to laugh at my clumsiness now, but I used to find getting really really angry helped. Angry and drunk.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 10 Nov 2014, 18:33, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

I think you had a mini stroke halfway through that post mate

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 18:38, Reply)

I think you want to stroke his mini and I'm not on about the car

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 18:40, Reply)

Is this a euphemism?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 18:41, Reply)

*scowls*

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 18:42, Reply)

You're a grumpy bunny this evening. What's up, homie

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 18:44, Reply)

You did read the thread??????

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 18:46, Reply)

A bit, yeah.
Gusset ...teenage girls...laughter.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 18:50, Reply)

*Goes to the doorway for a smoke*

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 18:51, Reply)

*performs Al Murray routine*

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 18:54, Reply)

Terrible bullying of Rory

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 18:44, Reply)

Sit down, have a pint.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 18:40, Reply)