best present was the millenium falcon worst probably just dull things like socks
I tend to get up at 7 and take the dog for a walk,

wait around for a couple of hours drinking coffee while before sending dog up to jump on the missus.

more coffee and waiting till she manages to drag her carcass downstairs,

open a few presents (normally the ones from friends and family)

off to pub in village around 1pm where most of the village rock up for a couple of hours drinking

Back home to start the food and open presents from each other

eat

watch shit telly for a couple of hours trying not to fall asleep, making crude comments about how its Christmas so backdoors should be allowed.

Fall asleep without fulfilling any level of congress
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 11:18, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

backdoorlol

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 11:27, Reply)

Apart from friends and family
Who else sends you gifts....

The Red Cross?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 11:30, Reply)

My botdog was Bonzo's highlight of last year

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 11:32, Reply)

i personally treasure the annual a4 calendar from my trades suppliers such as selco and jewsons, they're normally the best thing about the whole day

(Mr Udagawa, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 11:33, Reply)

Its where the trades go

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 11:36, Reply)

As opposed to the gifts we have got for each other
As mentioned later in the missive
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 11:43, Reply)

WHAT DO THEY TELL YOU ABOUT LINE BREAKS ON HERE?!?!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 11:50, Reply)

What

Do

I

Care?
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 11:51, Reply)