following on from the links above, who are your top three twats on b3ta?
i'd have to say:

dozer and his wakki "personality"
baggysock and his kiddy figgling (this was a typo, but i quite like it)
CQ and his lithium fuelled lefty rants
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 17:07, 4 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Yesssssssss.....for a minute then I shit myself

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 17:11, Reply)

"skips"

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 17:19, Reply)

You really are asking for trouble posting this.
How was New York?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 17:14, Reply)

11/10!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 17:15, Reply)

Although I don't like to brag

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 17:18, Reply)

Nor should you M8

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 17:19, Reply)

the fuck is this?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 17:16, Reply)

You know sommat I think she really didn't like the fact that you turned her down for a pint.

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 17:19, Reply)

yer i dont do fat chicks

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 17:30, Reply)

How's "Mrs Dozer" these days? Still imaginary?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 17:20, Reply)

? Still imaginary a 60 second microwaved melon
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 17:22, Reply)

*pops down to sainsburys"

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 17:31, Reply)

very much alive and well.
Unlike your business.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 17:30, Reply)