Cool new thread mark II
you saw it here first
( Glovington, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 15:24, 172 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I never saw the first one :(

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 15:28, Reply)

It was yesterday, this one will be cooler, because you're here now. #COOLSNAKE

( Glovington, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 15:29, Reply)

Oh I see it there, I was asleep then soz

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 15:31, Reply)

What's your favourite Girls Aloud lyric?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 15:33, Reply)

Our bar pixie just said "someone gave me fudge yesterday", it made me lol. She's of the Sapphic variety.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 15:35, Reply)

ok

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 15:44, Reply)

Whut's cool about it?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 15:33, Reply)

Nothing now

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 15:35, Reply)

You should have gazzed me that.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 15:36, Reply)

Gaz messages are for queers and benders

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 15:37, Reply)

HAS THERE BEEN OMGDELETION?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 15:43, Reply)

Richard deleted a shit.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 15:44, Reply)

a deuce

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 15:45, Reply)

twice!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 15:44, Reply)

Yeah, but its ok, cos there's a cool new thread here now

( Glovington, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 15:50, Reply)

Wow I'm so happy I managed to catch *THIS* thread
when it's talked about in years to come I can proudly add that I was there to contribute.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 15:56, Reply)

One to tell the grandkids about

( Glovington, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 16:02, Reply)

If it turns out to be as good as this one I'm sticking around
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1981809
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 16:03, Reply)

Alright hare.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 16:06, Reply)

Word up Doc.

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 16:06, Reply)

Thwapp is my word of the day.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 16:07, Reply)

Is it national lisp day or summat?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 16:09, Reply)

Yeth, it ith.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 16:12, Reply)

I had to have another poo at my last site of the day,
That's 3 today. Just so you know.

Now I have half an hour waiting for a prick to finish his work so I can go home. I can't even go help him because I don't have clearance for that end of the rail head and doing the risk assessment would take longer than the work itself.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 14 Nov 2014, 16:00, Reply)

A prick eh? Finishing work eh?
Sounds a *bit* like *someone* is getting bummed #justsayin
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 16:02, Reply)

I see what you've done here, and frankly it's crass and uncalled for.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 14 Nov 2014, 16:03, Reply)

At least I don't have to wait until I've been bummed to completion before I can go home.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 16:04, Reply)

Are you saying that weepee has so much seamen up his arse he has had to do three poodle poos today?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 16:06, Reply)

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 16:07, Reply)

^^ Spoiled a clean sheet

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 14 Nov 2014, 16:50, Reply)

Frosting the log eh

( Glovington, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 16:10, Reply)

Are you attending Jeff stock?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 14 Nov 2014, 16:12, Reply)

I'm thinking of attending to bring the average age of the party down considerably to what could be considered a "cool" level

( Glovington, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 16:18, Reply)

age IQ
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 16:19, Reply)

Yeh, we had GCSE's in our era, not Olevels, or plus fours or whatever. so what do you expect? we're all thick

( Glovington, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 16:22, Reply)

people what dun O levels would know that you doesn't need a apostrophe in "GCSEs"

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 16:27, Reply)

^this^
it's societys problem now
( Glovington, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 16:33, Reply)

^ old enough to have been nonced by Ted Heath

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 16:45, Reply)

I wish ... Ted was H.O.T.

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 17:24, Reply)

The downside of this, is the fear of being nonced up, and my street cred being destroyed by hanging around with middle-aged internet weirdos

( Glovington, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 16:21, Reply)

You're only 12?
Stay away from Baggyfrock, kid.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 16:23, Reply)

12 years youger would bring this down to a cool level? holy shit, this is worse than I thought

( Glovington, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 16:25, Reply)

The youngest regular is about 30, I think.

( Kroney, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 16:30, Reply)

wrong

( Glovington, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 16:32, Reply)

Yes man, hell yes

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 16:51, Reply)

Have you considered a risk assessment for your poo?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 16:07, Reply)

Is this your professional advice?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 14 Nov 2014, 16:12, Reply)

As publican or shit gp?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 16:15, Reply)

they're basically the same job, right?

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 16:28, Reply)

I used to listen to moaning twats, in five minute time intervals. Nowthey stand here all day. Similar, yeah.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 16:35, Reply)

^ bowel cancer

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 16:17, Reply)

I had to have two today. There's deffo something going around.

( Kroney, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 16:29, Reply)

bowel cancer

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 16:30, Reply)

I did one perfectly comfortable dump consisting of two decent chimp arms
you lot need to literally get your shit together
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 16:31, Reply)

^ in denial about his bowel cancer symptoms

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 16:36, Reply)

If you do the same joke three times and nobody responds, chances are it's not funny

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 16:38, Reply)

I bow to your years of experience

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 16:39, Reply)

His colon has been worked that hard it's now called Conan

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 16:41, Reply)

Unlike him, the rest of us don't have the reassurance that comes with stangers regularly putting their whole arm up his bum
and having a good feel around.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 16:44, Reply)

He's a bit old for you, Yeah?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 16:46, Reply)

He's a bit old for most people to be fair.

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 16:48, Reply)

You got something against fat people in string vests?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 16:50, Reply)

When did you get a vest, fatty?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 16:55, Reply)

Wait the Rab C look is in isn't it?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 17:05, Reply)

👍👍👍
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 16:10, Reply)

It's been a shit week and I intend to drink heavily this evening.
#coventry #captainplacid #pthc
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 16:25, Reply)

pl
( Glovington, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 16:27, Reply)

Yes please

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 16:32, Reply)

following on from the links above, who are your top three twats on b3ta?
i'd have to say:

dozer and his wakki "personality"
baggysock and his kiddy figgling (this was a typo, but i quite like it)
CQ and his lithium fuelled lefty rants
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 17:07, Reply)

Yesssssssss.....for a minute then I shit myself

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 17:11, Reply)

"skips"

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 17:19, Reply)

You really are asking for trouble posting this.
How was New York?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 17:14, Reply)

11/10!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 17:15, Reply)

Although I don't like to brag

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 17:18, Reply)

Nor should you M8

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 17:19, Reply)

the fuck is this?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 17:16, Reply)

You know sommat I think she really didn't like the fact that you turned her down for a pint.

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 17:19, Reply)

yer i dont do fat chicks

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 17:30, Reply)

How's "Mrs Dozer" these days? Still imaginary?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 17:20, Reply)

? Still imaginary a 60 second microwaved melon
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 17:22, Reply)

*pops down to sainsburys"

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 17:31, Reply)

very much alive and well.
Unlike your business.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 17:30, Reply)