i like quiche
i do not like fruit flans or tarts. cooked fruit is disgusting.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 17:48, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

but not as disgusting as your face!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 17:50, Reply)

^ wanks into a sock and calls it a "girlfriend" ^

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 17:54, Reply)

This made me laugh in so many ways.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 17:56, Reply)

laugh, sure, but also shed a tear for the balding monk-head and his tiny flaccid pierced attempt at a cock

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 17:58, Reply)

This made me wank in so many ways.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 18:01, Reply)

you have a very low threshold

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 17:59, Reply)

You have no human interaction.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 18:00, Reply)

you glovepuppet your daughter

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 18:01, Reply)

You will never breed.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 18:04, Reply)

I think we can all be happy with this

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 18:07, Reply)

I can imagine a family of dozers, christ.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 18:08, Reply)

At last something the entire board can unite behind.

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 18:09, Reply)

b3ta rejoices.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 18:13, Reply)

i'm in

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 18:17, Reply)

sadly, your spastic genes have been spread.
They won't be going any further though; you'll shotgun your wife and daughter before hanging yourself in your burning, bankrupt pub.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 18:07, Reply)

Thats offensive to gloves, prick

( Glovington, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 18:16, Reply)

#whereistheglove?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 18:18, Reply)

All cooked fruit? What is wrong with your mouth?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 17:53, Reply)

yes, all cooked fruit
it's a million times nicer fresh.

urrrrgh, cooked fruit.

ming.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 17:54, Reply)

wot, no apple crumble?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 17:55, Reply)

Can you make us a list of everything you dislike? Because it seems like a lot
hhow was noo yoik?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 17:55, Reply)

cooked fruit
meat
gravy
shellfish and other ugly-looking seafood
raw fish
sweet stuff on anything savoury
raisins, dates, sultanas, all that chewy shit
sprouts
turnips
beetroot
avocado
brie
eating with a spoon
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 17:57, Reply)

noo yoik was beyond awesome and into the valley of the super fab

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 17:57, Reply)

How do you neck soup? Without a spoon?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 17:59, Reply)

Turkey baster

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 18:01, Reply)

Laps it from a bowl?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 18:03, Reply)

I'm not sure that mocking an obvious eating disorder is in very good taste.
If you'll pardon the pun
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 18:05, Reply)

like a red setter...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 18:32, Reply)

NO RED SETTER CHAT

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 19:08, Reply)

soup is the exception
i will use a spoon for soup.

BUT I DON'T LIKE IT.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 18:18, Reply)

surely you can afford a therapist

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 18:43, Reply)

i prefer not to shovel my food in like a savage

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 18:54, Reply)

yeah alright love ... you have some serious issues surrounding food and eating
get help ... don't get help ... whevs
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 18:56, Reply)

suicide is still an option

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 18:00, Reply)

So no red onion And goats cheese then?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 18:01, Reply)

no, i like that
but i'm not overly keen on it being a sweet chutney type affair. just roasted red onions and goaty cheesy.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 18:17, Reply)

Jay seems like quite a sweet chutney,

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 18:20, Reply)

That's what he wants you to think then BANG! Meatsnake's full of jay

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 18:22, Reply)

Cor and nope

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 18:23, Reply)

CHOCOLATE MOUSSE WITH A FORK, A NEW YORK LOW :'((((((

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 18:12, Reply)

I told you she should have taken her own supplies of Ready Brek and Typhoo

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 18:15, Reply)

Not you didn't.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 18:15, Reply)

yeah ... it happened on the internet

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 18:40, Reply)

I don't use the internet.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 18:43, Reply)

it's probably for the best

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 18:44, Reply)

WAP 4 LYFE

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 18:45, Reply)

Christ, there'll be a Boston mousse party in protest

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 18:16, Reply)