I didn't like Coffee but in Japan I was given a cup of coffee and thought I would drink it to be polite and found I loved it
When I got back to Blighty I went out and bought a jar of coffee and discovered it was just as fucking shit as I remembered. What I actually discovered is I had been given shit coffee my whole life. Freshly ground or fuck off.
( Peej, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 9:22, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Buy beans, grin them yourself and you'll never want ready ground again.
It's madness that this stuff appears to make a difference, but it does seem to.
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I do sir. I have a grinder at home and at work.
The difference is in the oil. You don't get that little slick on the top of ready ground.
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