My ex-girlfriend's little sister was annoying us once in her house so I made her a cup of coffee using bovril
Milk, two sugars
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 10:33, 1 reply, 10 years ago)

Lol, christ.
I once absent-mindedly made a cup of tea using coffee from the machine by mistake. I ran with it anyway. Don't do that.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 10:37, Reply)

We also manage to freeze a half-eaten dog biscuit into her cola lollipops she was making

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 10:40, Reply)

Haha.
I was once bitching about being hungry out on a walk and my nan chucked me a bag and said eat these.

I think I was about half-way through before I said they were a bit tasteless and she told me they were for the dog.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 10:41, Reply)

On the plus side your hair has never been shinier since?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 10:44, Reply)