None here meaty. You sure someone isn't just passing out the window of the floor above?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 17 Nov 2014, 14:50, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Musical Youth don't live there anymore m8

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 14:51, Reply)

you
thanks to you, this is how i got woken up at 1am on sat night/sun morning.

first, imagine being woken up by the sound of a pisshead ineptly stabbing the front door with a key, and then "tiptoeing" around the flat like an elephant doing ballet.

secondly, after 20 mins of pissing around, said elephant realises you are awake, bounds on the bed with a terrifying 12 hours' drinking grin, and says, "I MET WINDY PIG AND MRS WINDY PIG!!!"

and then repeats it 8 more times.

what did you do to him?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 14:53, Reply)

I dunno,
But I do know I'm not sorry.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 17 Nov 2014, 14:56, Reply)

stab stab stabby

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 14:57, Reply)

"AARGH! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!!!"
Shouted an exasperated Swipe in the middle of the night, as PBM MEATSNAKE slept noisily and 'diagonally', oblivious to the trouble he was in.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 15:06, Reply)

You're a modern hero.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 17 Nov 2014, 15:10, Reply)

Do what I want don't I

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 15:11, Reply)

Also, proper lol.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 17 Nov 2014, 14:57, Reply)

I don't know why this consistent behaviour continues to surprise you

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 14:58, Reply)

slow learner ... maybe encourage her with sweeties and gold stars

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 14:59, Reply)

ugh
diamonds or gtfo
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 15:06, Reply)

since when did the retarded kids get rewarded with diamond-shaped stickers?
PC gone mad
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 15:20, Reply)

dunno
but some people reward their 'tards with gay marzipan cakes
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 15:23, Reply)

I do wish you'd stop reminding people what an ace father I am.
It's very upsetting. I should imagine.
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 15:26, Reply)

it's ok
you bleat on about festivals and drugs and being a raddled 50 year old alkie often enough for the truth to be out there
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 15:31, Reply)

yeah ... kids hate festivals
you twit spinster
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 15:33, Reply)

what kids hate
is seeing their spastic old man thinking he's still 21 despite being 51 and looking 61...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 15:39, Reply)

yeah

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 15:40, Reply)

^ upset

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 15:53, Reply)

She really ought to be grateful you're not the pissing on the bedclothes type.
Woman doesn't know when she's onto a good thing.
( Kroney, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 15:01, Reply)

lols.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 15:01, Reply)