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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Dull, dud, Dozer

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 16:54, 1 reply, 10 years ago)
look, I just don't find you sexually attractive

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 17:32, Reply)
that's not what you gazzed me

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 17:34, Reply)
I have never gazzed you about jaysumz

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 17:39, Reply)
i know it's poor form to quote gazzes, but... "Dear Swiperoo
How are you? afhardhardharhy Sorry. My eyebrow piercing got caught in the keyboard as I was bashing it with my dobber.

Anyway, as I was saying, I think Jaysumz is HAWT and I totes would do him like a bitch nigz riding a sk8board with hamsters instead of wheels.

Kisses,

Dozeroeoeoeoe"
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 17:42, Reply)
I would never sign off with 'kisses'.
Apart from that, horribly accurate.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 17:43, Reply)
i knows you, baby boi

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 17:45, Reply)
you're creeping me out now

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 17:47, Reply)
NOW YOU KNOW HOW YOU MAKE WOMEN FEEL

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 17:55, Reply)
Who wants to fuck a middle aged mess who models themselves on an Avril Lavigne song?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 17:53, Reply)
Me! Me!
Wait ... we're talking about you, right?
(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 17:54, Reply)
No, Dozer is still a Sk8er Boi at 39

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 18:00, Reply)
Sexy as fuck.

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 18:03, Reply)
it's quite sweet that every single one of your cultural touchpoints is exquisitely lowbrow.
You're council, through and through.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 18:00, Reply)
I like popular culture, what of it?
You should try popularity sometime.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 18:03, Reply)
no, you like ITV shite
And crappy pop music. And 'trance', famously the favoured music of plebs and nonces.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 18:07, Reply)

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