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it's Peanut Butter Fudge Day on Thursday
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old man river possible lesbian, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 15:36,
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you're not telling me that's a coincidence
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old man river possible lesbian, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 15:38,
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I dont think anyone is telling you anything
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 15:42,
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this place would be dead on its arse if I kept starting shit threads that nobody cares about
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old man river possible lesbian, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 15:46,
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That explains it
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Peej, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 15:49,
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ITS ALIVE!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 15:51,
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Carefull now you have to approach he startled Cornish quietly
You cant go straight in with the capslock
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 15:52,
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Was I dead? I was posting about Its a wonderful life not so long ago
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Peej, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 15:53,
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then you fell asleep into your tea, grandad
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old man river possible lesbian, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 15:54,
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Pretty much yes
I'm quite young compared to the fogeys here though.
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Peej, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 15:57,
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And you never answered my question about B&W or Coloured
apart from with sarcasm :(
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 15:55,
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Coloured? Did you say coloured? Fucking Racist.
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Peej, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 15:57,
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what a mean bully eh readers
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 16:01,
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it's exactly this sort of behaviour that's ruining this place for us decent people
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old man river possible lesbian, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 16:05,
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Exactly
I feel like that scientist chap being bullyed by the nasty feminazis over his comedy shirt
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 16:11,
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"comedy"
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old man river possible lesbian, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 16:19,
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something something packing fudge something
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 15:49,
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everybody loves anal
/ac
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old man river possible lesbian, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 15:51,
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Poor Raymond
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 15:52,
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Poor Lucky
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old man river possible lesbian, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 15:53,
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Raymond Pierre
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 16:01,
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BASED ON THE COMEDY OF RAY ROMANO.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 15:55,
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'COMEDY'
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old man river possible lesbian, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 15:57,
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"blast"
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 15:57,
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"mindpiss"
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old man river possible lesbian, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 16:00,
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make u think
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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 16:06,
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"comedy"
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 15:57,
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"'COMEDY'"
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Peej, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 16:00,
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a "dinner" thread usually livens you fuckers up.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 16:06,
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BIG FUCKING BURGER
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 16:07,
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I am trying to get the freezer empty before the Xmas glut fest
so I will use a mince for spag bol tonight.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 16:14,
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Post Xmas I need to get my cook on
as we'll be getting a new kitchen in. Proper freezer filler, pies, chlli, spag bol, soups, the lot....
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 16:25,
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o c
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old man river possible lesbian, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 16:42,
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Who has dinner at 4?
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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 16:07,
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old people.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 16:13,
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My nan used to cook her tea at dinnertime and have her dinner at teatime.
You could be on to something.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 16:16,
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yeah ... but she had to work around her shifts down at the docks servicing the sailors
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old man river possible lesbian, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 16:21,
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Jokes on you, she lived in the midlands.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 16:37,
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that's a shitty commute
no wonder she serviced so many at a time
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old man river possible lesbian, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 16:41,
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it's all a bit lolwaki 4 me today, i'm going for a pint
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 16:09,
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dinner dinner dinner dinner BATMAN!
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old man river possible lesbian, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 16:09,
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alright fatties
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 16:11,
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alright fod
people are a bit tetchy today ... prolly time of the month or summat
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old man river possible lesbian, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 16:20,
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oh
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 16:20,
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oh yeah
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old man river possible lesbian, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 16:32,
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well, you kinda killed it today
and not in a sick way.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 16:33,
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it's not my fault that my Charles Manson charisma causes some people to throw a sulky wobble
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old man river possible lesbian, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 16:40,
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I just saw some bloo blooing mary (not me) on twitter post about him
because he got a marriage licence and the Dyke Family Robinson were denied.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 16:43,
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I don't want to go all internet psychology or owt
but women who marry imprisoned psychos are fucking mental and should be locked up
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old man river possible lesbian, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 16:46,
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They would like that though
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 16:51,
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oh yeah
See ... this is why I'm not in charge of penal reform
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old man river possible lesbian, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 16:58,
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al is
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old man river possible lesbian, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 16:58,
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I have seen an educational documentary about women locked up together in prison
and I have to say it looked quite fun.
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 17:01,
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I think I've seen that one
I learned a whole new use for truncheons
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old man river possible lesbian, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 17:05,
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Bad Girls was amazing
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 17:05,
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p r
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 17:09,
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uppity clam jousters
who would have thought
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 16:48,
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fuck off dozerino you paki coon
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 16:48,
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Edgy as fuck.
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old man river possible lesbian, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 16:51,
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Dull, dud, Dozer
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 16:54,
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look, I just don't find you sexually attractive
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 17:32,
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that's not what you gazzed me
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 17:34,
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I have never gazzed you about jaysumz
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 17:39,
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i know it's poor form to quote gazzes, but... "Dear Swiperoo
How are you? afhardhardharhy Sorry. My eyebrow piercing got caught in the keyboard as I was bashing it with my dobber.
Anyway, as I was saying, I think Jaysumz is HAWT and I totes would do him like a bitch nigz riding a sk8board with hamsters instead of wheels.
Kisses,
Dozeroeoeoeoe"
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 17:42,
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I would never sign off with 'kisses'.
Apart from that, horribly accurate.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 17:43,
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i knows you, baby boi
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 17:45,
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you're creeping me out now
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 17:47,
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NOW YOU KNOW HOW YOU MAKE WOMEN FEEL
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 17:55,
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Who wants to fuck a middle aged mess who models themselves on an Avril Lavigne song?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 17:53,
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Me! Me!
Wait ... we're talking about you, right?
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old man river possible lesbian, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 17:54,
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No, Dozer is still a Sk8er Boi at 39
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 18:00,
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Sexy as fuck.
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old man river possible lesbian, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 18:03,
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it's quite sweet that every single one of your cultural touchpoints is exquisitely lowbrow.
You're council, through and through.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 18:00,
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I like popular culture, what of it?
You should try popularity sometime.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 18:03,
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no, you like ITV shite
And crappy pop music. And 'trance', famously the favoured music of plebs and nonces.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 18:07,
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVPNXsc4wsQ
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 17:10,
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you just copied that from me
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 17:32,
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No, mine is a link. Yours is garbled text.
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Mr Udagawa, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 17:35,
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STOP STEALING MY CREDIT, YOU CREDIT STEALER
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 17:38,
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they will have days to celebrate or promote pretty much anything. I would not be surprised if the fools had a World Aids Day.
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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 17:20,
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I love tht time in December when you know which guys not to fuck.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 17:22,
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Peanut butter is shit and for cunts
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 17:26,
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no, ape
how can someone who has no idea what the people want be in charge of what they can buy? where will the madness end?
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 17:33,
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I have nothing to do with grocery retail anymore I'm afraid
anyway your opinion on all matter food related is void due to your massive mouth wrongness
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 17:42,
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Terrible bullying of Old Mother Blubbard
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old man river possible lesbian, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 17:42,
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^ terrible taste in women ^
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 17:44,
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what are you flogging now?
apart from dead horses on here?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 17:44,
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A: I'm the best one here
b: I ent floggin nuffin
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 17:48,
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you're a public schoolboy
you love a good flogging
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 17:52,
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I do not apologise for my education
I'm sure your "comp" in Cheshire taught the basics of "blow jobs for own brand vodka" and "how to fleece pensioners" but my experience was rather more refined
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 17:57,
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It clearly didn't teach her the rudiments of science.
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old man river possible lesbian, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 17:57,
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dude, if the point of my comment whooshed over your head like a firework, that's your problem
suffice it to say, it wasn't a scientific point.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 17:59,
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yer ... dig and bluster, love
dig and bluster
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old man river possible lesbian, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 18:00,
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try reading it again
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 18:02,
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it won't stop being any more stupid, love
soz ... the whole argue until everybody gets bored thing may work in the world of mediocre arts students but it's a bit dull for the grown ups
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old man river possible lesbian, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 18:04,
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if you are really reading it as an attempt to be scientific, you're dumber than dozer
other than that, well, there's no excuse for your lack of basic comprehension.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 18:05,
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^ took it like a little bitch behind the science block ^
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 17:59,
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DAMMIT
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 18:05,
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I have no strong opinions on peanut butter
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old man river possible lesbian, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 17:34,
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Yes.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Nov 2014, 17:50,
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I think you should only have 2 threads a day.
Because you're shit. And you should feel shit.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Nov 2014, 17:49,
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I'll take your suggestion into consideration when I start the next thread. Thanks.
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old man river possible lesbian, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 17:53,
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He also has what the police described as " one of the largest and most disturbing collections of child pornography ever found"
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 17:55,
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And I'm keeping track of what you've borrowed so don't go thinking I'll have forgotten by the time I'm out of prison.
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old man river possible lesbian, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 17:58,
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#TOP BANTZ
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 18:11,
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Are they still arguing?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 18:19,
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#needsmoresocks
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old man river possible lesbian, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 18:22,
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