this must be your secret to staying so trim Jaysums, I always imagine you to have a figure akin to 'the death of adonis' mate
keep truckin mate, and more importantly don't ever lose your urbane sophistication
(Mr Udagawa, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 12:09, 1 reply, 10 years ago)

I've never professed to being anything of the sort.
You keep your fantasies to your bee three tee ayy spreadsheet, yeah?
Be safe in the knowledge I'd sooner have my cock ravaged by a hungry dog than put it near any of your weeping, virginal orifices
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 12:15, Reply)

Woof woof!

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 12:16, Reply)

Well I for one am approaching Billy Mills roundabout

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 12:19, Reply)

Wowsers someones pushed your buttons again jaysums. Rest assured I now know if i ever wanted a bumming from a fat retard I at least know it'll never be you x

(Mr Udagawa, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 12:24, Reply)

Hey Jay could be the original sex bomb and you would be missing out
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-30189831
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 12:27, Reply)

You absolutely wish you pushed my buttons.
Keep it in mind as you reach the vinegars, before spraying thick, yellow discharge over your already smeared sceen
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 12:28, Reply)

shouldn't be yellow mate
go and talk to your GP
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 12:34, Reply)

I can't. He took a new job as a shit publican :(

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 12:37, Reply)