Have you tried not being a massive bender?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 14:55, 1 reply, 10 years ago)

I'm not being a bender, it's fucking freezing.
Sure the air's not all that cold at first, but I'm sat under it for seven and a half hours. It gets to you. YOU DONT KNOW, MAN, YOU WERENT THERE, MAN, YOU WERENT THERE
( Kroney, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 15:01, Reply)

No offence mate, it may be fucking freezing,
the air may not be all that cold at first but when you're sat under it for seven and a half hours it may get to you. I DON'T KNOW, MAN, I'M NOT THERE, MAN, I'M NOT THERE

But you are being a bender.

HTH
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 15:05, Reply)

I tell you want, Meaters, after I have to cut off my own fingers, blackened and dead from frostbite
with a pair of fucken nut-crackers, Ranulph Fiennes style, I'll come over your gaff and slip 'em into your chilli con carne.
( Kroney, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 15:07, Reply)

Would save on garlic I suppose

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 15:07, Reply)

Also, thanks for 'telling me want'
HAHAHHA A TYPO!!!!
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 15:08, Reply)

I wish Dozer was here, he'd love all the mistakes in this thread!!!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 15:09, Reply)

I don't really, I hope he is dead.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 15:10, Reply)

HAHA OH NO I'VE RENDERED MY ENTIRE INTERNET ARGUMENT VOID WITH ONE SLIP OF A KEYBOARD

( Kroney, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 15:10, Reply)

Sad times bro

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 15:18, Reply)

Put another layer of clothing on then
There's a reason why people don't walk to the North pole in t-shirts you know.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 15:08, Reply)