Oh, there's an alt.
I like Christmas. I used to work over the holidays, but now I don't it's lovely to see the family and get fucking shit faced.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 26 Nov 2014, 15:10, 1 reply, 10 years ago)

You've passed the miserable cunt bar manager at Christmas baton over to DBT.
And so the world turns and turns.
( Kroney, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 15:10, Reply)

you really have to hate yourself to work a bar over crimblepops

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 15:12, Reply)

Try a minicab office at £5/hour

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 15:14, Reply)

Wow how stoopid are you

(Mr Udagawa, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 15:18, Reply)

Who are you, new or a troll?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 15:34, Reply)

The two aren't mutually exclusive.

(Lou Carpenter, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 15:44, Reply)

It must be Rory then.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 15:52, Reply)

It's got to be fucking miserable.
All the men down in the morning for a couple of sharpeners and then all the crowds in the afternoon whilst you're stuck at work watching them all in a seething vat of hatred.

Of course, since shit rolls downhill you'll make all your cunt staff wear stupid fucking "festive" hats and so on so you can have a misery-laced snigger at their expense.
( Kroney, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 15:15, Reply)

I'm opening Christmas day 12.00-14.00, and the regulars are getting a free pint. What more do the cunts want?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 15:14, Reply)

The pub in the village does this
pretty much the whole village decamps there to get pissed before dinner
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 15:21, Reply)

Sounds dreadful, that's what the Tesco "bottle of Bell's for twenty quid" promotion is for.

( Kroney, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 15:22, Reply)

It is great
proper old country pub, take the dog nice walk through the woods there and back
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 15:26, Reply)