Yeah thread rush!! WOOP WOOP

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 18:13, 48 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Awooga awooga

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 18:14, Reply)

What a rush

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 18:14, Reply)

Truth be told Frog I feel a bit left out, all these new names not sure who's who anymore

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 18:16, Reply)

I'm here to help mate!
How's things anyway?
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 18:17, Reply)

You know what suprising good all things considered
New house, new car, new woman I'm kinda doing alright
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 18:19, Reply)

It's a rare genuine 'nice one' from me!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 18:20, Reply)

Didn't take you long you dawg :)

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 18:20, Reply)

No it REALLY didn't

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 18:22, Reply)

The postage is included apparently.
www.thai-brides.co.uk/
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 18:24, Reply)

I ORDERED STICKS NOT BRIDES FFS

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 18:25, Reply)

Cheaper.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 18:29, Reply)

FEWER

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 18:30, Reply)

alright
Alt: good evening
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 18:14, Reply)

Alt: good evening yer

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 18:15, Reply)

what's for supper?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 18:17, Reply)

Tortellini, shots of leathery pheasant, lime chili chicken, wine, wanking, television

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 18:18, Reply)

no wanking on the sofa

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 18:19, Reply)

Too late Soz

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 18:20, Reply)

tel u wot m8
Every time the pretentious spaz talked about 'supper', all I could think of was Hyacinth Bucket and her 'candlelit suppers'.

But you know me; I'm a sexy deviant!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 18:21, Reply)

I feel the same when you talk about drawing rooms

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 18:22, Reply)

it's a lounge
I only use 'drawing room' to poke fun at the Nakerses of the board.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 18:25, Reply)

I know, but I pretend you mean it so I can have another reason to hate you

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 18:27, Reply)

also, a sofa
In my lounge.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 18:28, Reply)

Settee.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 18:30, Reply)

sofa m8

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 18:31, Reply)

Moribund moments and memories of soft play

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 18:20, Reply)

'Soft play' is another one of those phrases I hate but don't really know why. Bit american innit.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 18:21, Reply)

It is a bit shit, but can;t say it's ever in my vocabulary on the account of me not being a nonce and having no kids.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 18:24, Reply)

Also 'play date', I think it's just wanky parents trying to make having some fucking boring shit machine around all the time sound fun and cool

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 18:26, Reply)

The idea of a midget letching over married mothers whilst parenting is my guess?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 18:24, Reply)

cor!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 18:26, Reply)

without googling or otherwise looking it up, do you know what 'moribund' means?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 18:23, Reply)

I think it has something to do with sausages

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 18:26, Reply)

How many?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 18:26, Reply)

What ratio?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 18:27, Reply)

2.3:1

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 18:27, Reply)

Ted Rogers got Alzheimer's

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 18:28, Reply)

^Knows his RUSTY BIN^

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 18:30, Reply)

Is that in chipolatas?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 18:29, Reply)

sossage to chipolata quotient

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 18:31, Reply)

YESSSSSSSSSSSS
I dun knew I gots dat one right, ight
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 18:32, Reply)

your knackered old pussy

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 18:28, Reply)

she's in alright nick for a cat of that age
Reduced kidney function, but that's to be expected.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 18:30, Reply)

4eva etc...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-30218842
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 18:20, Reply)