calm down, love
just because you're struggling to understand conversational English
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 12:59, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

You and your bent mate are struggling to understand logic

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:02, Reply)

it must be hard for you when swipe is stuck on the fart tube and you briefly become the thickest one here

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:04, Reply)

Oi I am the thickest one here
and I have a note from my mum that proves it
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:11, Reply)

but nobody can read that because she's just smeared a crude cross with her own excrement

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:13, Reply)

still counts dunnit

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:16, Reply)

The thrust of the story isn't that the shop assistant thought he was going to cook meth
from ingredients that you can't cook meth from. Something you've catastrophically misunderstood. Regardless of whether you can or can't buy meth ingredients in Aldi, you're the dumbass here, Ballbag, old boy.
( Kroney, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:06, Reply)

It's clearly bullshit.
You really think the cashier in Aldi said "you can only have one packet of that mate in case you cook meth with it"
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:10, Reply)

She didn't say any such thing and neither did Jason claim that she did
You useless, illiterate bender.
( Kroney, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:11, Reply)

"the woman made a big fuss about me only being allowed 2 packets in case I cook meth or something"
can you people not fucking read?
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:14, Reply)

^literally taking things illiterately^

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:15, Reply)

How can so many people be wrong at the same time?

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:17, Reply)

OK, here's the breakdown.
The way the woman reacted seemed entirely like an overreaction to Jason, something which he explained using a pretty common mode of speech called "exaggeration". He was purposefully giving her attributes that didn't happen in real life to illustrate his point.

You useless, illiterate bender.
( Kroney, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:16, Reply)

Retards, all of you.

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:17, Reply)

ah fuck it

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:19, Reply)

oh lol

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:17, Reply)

just shut the fuck up you dull cunt

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:12, Reply)

You really don't get the method behind anecdotes, do you?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:12, Reply)

jesus wept
thicker and angrier than swipe
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:13, Reply)